22-05-2004 07:31									#1
	Proposed response to Beta's orphan thread Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

Since they seem to be fairly well organized with this, we need to be as well, I think, though not ruling out the occasional shot from the hip. Anyway, I propose to play off the story of Iron Eyes Cody and claim that Python anthropologists have discovered Cubby's parents, thus proving that Cubby is but the latest fabrication of the Monkey propaganda machine, designed to do nothing more than tug at New World heartstrings. Ideas to bolster this framework?

	22-05-2004 11:02									#2
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Dear Prime Minister,
May I express my utter and shocking outrage at this manipulative and dispicable attempt by th Monkey government for their gross stupidity. This so called "Cubby" as the SPAM calls him is very clearly a Chimpanzee. This very clear and definate as there is no sign of any tail whatsoever. Member of his tribe has recently immigrated to our lands and currently settled down and now thrive among our lands farming and more currently setting up a successful chain of restraunts called GrubsRus. During one of the frequent white rabbit plagues, A family of chimps decided donate the body of one of their former members' body to the college, as at this time we had no knowlede of their anatomy. After extensive studying it was confirmed that these creatue support no tail in their skelatal structure and therefore are classified as Apes.

Chances are he was some slave picked off from the Great Unknown Jungles and has probably a experienced failed attempt at a unique and and horrible torture called "Monkificaton" which involves a a hollowed stone, a piece of rope and as those horrendous barbarians discribed it 'a conviently placed orifice '

If however, he was a orphan then it was most probably caused by the manifestation of the predatory beheviours of Monkey tribes bombarding the these entrepenial chimps with their excretment. Monkey poo is the number one cause of cancer among our soldiers as it contains lots of plant toxins that some how evade the physiology of the average monkey, further explaining the recent disaster our troops faced.

Frankly I am unsuprised by the clear incompentence shown by the monkey propaganda machine and thier clear inablity to distinguish between monkey and ape. What is ironic is that 'Cubby' would under their 'aid program' get either get none of the benefits of SPAM or end up as food as part of their ' food production' programme.

	22-05-2004 12:01									#3
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Dang, I wish you had posted this before I posted my response. Good stuff.

Save it, though, for the countervolley when they inevitably shoot back.

	22-05-2004 12:16									#4
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