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Hello!?
My name is Fyrdich Aktabi and this is my camel, ‘pepe’.
We are here to represent the native peoples of what we have long called the Khatatahakar Desert. We would like to protest this imperialistic interference in our native lands and threat to our way of life. Each morning myself and ‘pepe’ in accordance with our peoples traditions walk the eleven miles from the sand mounds amongst which we dwell to the local oasis to fetch water for the day. Now however the 104 freeway from the port to the oil fields nearby has been placed in the way of our morning path, forcing us to dodge the morning commute to get our water. There are times when the fumes of the petrol and the lack of water have caused me to hallucinate strange things. I once saw a field of one hundred flawless maidens that turned out to be part of a discarded tire and on three occasions ‘pepe’ has spoken to me on varied subjects.
We have hereby declared a holy war against the imperialist colonial business interests that desecrate our relatively worthless geography with their tools of repression they call freeways. We shall bring now several nice palm sized rocks to throw at commuters until such time as this exploitation ceases. You will find that I am not the lone voice of dissent in the lands of the endless sun, there are in fact ten maybe twelve of us. We will not stop until the imperialist cerooian puma-fanciers shudder at the thought of their morning drive to this den of adultery they call starbucks.
So ‘pepe’ has spoken and so shall it be.
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Rasputin
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May 1999
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Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
Actually, you're quite wrong.
In Al Mastif, people don't actually earn money, as such.
They're given coupons for all of their basic requirements, which are only redeemable at Al Mastifi companies.
In addition, it is a treasonous offence to be employed by, or associate with, a non-Mastifi company without governmental permission, which makes it very hard for foreign companies to make a profit in Al Mastif.
Oh, and I don't employ Auldoninnans.
They're so unreliable. |
must be all the Refugees escaping across the border then,....
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Mr. President
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The leaves that are green turn to brown
Jul 2001
time: 15:36
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Originally posted by Squeblish Nef?
Actually, you're quite wrong.
In Al Mastif, people don't actually earn money, as such.
They're given coupons for all of their basic requirements, which are only redeemable at Al Mastifi companies.
In addition, it is a treasonous offence to be employed by, or associate with, a non-Mastifi company without governmental permission, which makes it very hard for foreign companies to make a profit in Al Mastif.
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I guess you're not interested, then, in opening a couple of branches of Karakas Fried Chicken (KFC  ). Can we reach an agreement? Maybe have them serve some recipe variations with desert spices, and combo coupons for the Tooled-Up Sultan and the Tooled-Up Harem and Tooled-Up Courtiers?
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ceroomaster
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Aug 2002
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Originally posted by joncha
Jonchastan's Central Committee questions Ceroo's motives in the annexation of Sanubia, and strongly urges that the democratic consent of the Sanubian people be sought. We therefore propose that a referendum, conducted under the auspices of the Apolyton Court, be held in the region at the earliest possible opportunity.
To allay any concerns that might be raised regarding Jonchastan's economic interests, the Jonchastani Petroleum Council has agreed to work closely with CP and other Cerooan oil companies to help reduce the operating costs of their off-shore drilling operations. |
Ceroo points out that at not time has any area of Sanubia been annexed, merely scouted. The city and territory of Ceroo de Ori is actually based on 'Apolyton Ori' north of Sanubia [ooc: Sanubia is the area to the south not opened up for selection yet].
At this time, there has not been any reports of any 'natives' in the area by the companies or any civilians, and the small naval force that will protect the port has yet to arrive so there can be no claims as to Ceroo 'occupying' the land.
Representatives of CP have pointed out that it is 'highly unlikely' that any people are living in the desert, however should any activites seem to interfere with any previously undiscovered native polutaion then the matter is to be forwarded to the Viceroy.
We are happy for the court to investigate this matter as they see fit.
With regard to off-shore drilling, surely the JPC will agree that costs in this field are far too high to maintain a competitive footing, and that these land-based sites can produce far more oil at a much cheaper cost.
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Originally posted by Rasputin
The 3 Largest Auldoninna Oil Companies; Auldonina Petroleum (AP) , Standard Oil Company of Auldonina (SOA) and Auldonian Oil Company (ALOC) have formed a temporary combined operation to seek further reserves of oil in the great south. The new oil Company is to be known as Auldonian Standard Oil Company(ASOC) . Their joint resources wil lbe combined to explore and refine the new oil discovered. Three new refienries are planned and a large harbour is to be developed.
The following map shows the development plans under construction. The total cost is over $20,000,000,000. |
We are suprised that these companies were able to so quickly establish themselves in Ceroo de Ori and neighbouring territories so quickly.
We would like to point out any potential refineries and harbour sites will have to be approved by the Viceroy.
We are happy that huge export tax revenues will now be made by having Auldoninnan companies in our territory. A copy of the Foreign Business Licence Application booklet has been forwarded to all three companies.
quote:
Originally posted by xiaodave
Hello!?
My name is Fyrdich Aktabi and this is my camel, ‘pepe’.
We are here to represent the native peoples of what we have long called the Khatatahakar Desert. We would like to protest this imperialistic interference in our native lands and threat to our way of life. Each morning myself and ‘pepe’ in accordance with our peoples traditions walk the eleven miles from the sand mounds amongst which we dwell to the local oasis to fetch water for the day. Now however the 104 freeway from the port to the oil fields nearby has been placed in the way of our morning path, forcing us to dodge the morning commute to get our water. There are times when the fumes of the petrol and the lack of water have caused me to hallucinate strange things. I once saw a field of one hundred flawless maidens that turned out to be part of a discarded tire and on three occasions ‘pepe’ has spoken to me on varied subjects.
We have hereby declared a holy war against the imperialist colonial business interests that desecrate our relatively worthless geography with their tools of repression they call freeways. We shall bring now several nice palm sized rocks to throw at commuters until such time as this exploitation ceases. You will find that I am not the lone voice of dissent in the lands of the endless sun, there are in fact ten maybe twelve of us. We will not stop until the imperialist cerooian puma-fanciers shudder at the thought of their morning drive to this den of adultery they call starbucks.
So ‘pepe’ has spoken and so shall it be. |
As Cerooan interests lie in the south of the territory the 'freeway' must belong to one of the Auldoninnan companies set up int the area. [Ceroo does not have Auldoninna's magical abilities of clicking fingers and having everything we ever wanted appear out of thin air, the freeway is not of Cerooan origin]. The Viceroy is happy to meet with the leader of the native people for civilised discussion about the issue.
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