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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:36
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Day two- Nuclear Master's big mistake
Steel prices hit a record high today, as construction companies hired by Hercules, Ljube, Skanky, and Vlad Antlerkov built the cities of Miagra, Heroes 5, Firewire, and Quark.
Nuclear Master had also attempted to expand his real estate by building London, but the Mac that the blueprints were on was destroyed by a boobytrapped CD. The Mac proceeded to display the little bomb icon, followed by a computer with x's in place of the eyes, before performing a coredump. Reboot efforts failed, and the just before shortcircuiting, an image of DrSpike flashed on the screen.
After unsuccessfully trying to contact his Mac dealer, Nuclear Master borrowed his general's PC just in time to get the reports of the destruction of Toronto and New York by two of DrSpike's nukes.
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, the fourth international NASCAR race was taking place. Disappointed fans watched as Jamski's car inexplicably slowed and dropped to the back of the pack. Little did they know he was busy activiating his nuclear briefcase.
Seconds later, each quarter of Jerusalem was pounded by a weapon of mass destruction, turning Nuclear Master from master to mastered.
The skies were not calm yet, though. Radar screens lit as four missiles were seen launched from Chaunk territory. They proceeded to level the entire Theben empire. Mr. Theben would never know, though, for he had been killed just hours before on the Nile.
Reports from a recent convention of assassins revealed that no less and no more than eight secret plots were carried out this day.
Chaunk: Here, There, Everywhere
DarkCloud: Stockholm, Oslo, Stavanger
DrSpike: Nuke Spaced
GeneralTacticus: Majestic-12, X-51, Illuminati
Hercules: Jiagra, Kiagra, Liagra, Miagra
Jamski: M3 1Z 8@|)@$$, j00 $uxx0rz, |)13 81+(|=|!
Jonny: Europa Universalis, Hearts of Iron, Victoria, Crusader Kings
Ljube: Heroes 1, Heroes 2, Heroes 3, Heroes 4, Heroes 5
Loinburger: Wutang, Wizzutang, Sweet Sizzauce
Skanky Burns: Wireless, Network, Laptop, Firewire
Spaced Cowboy: I AM SOFA, KING WE, TODD ED, (Read my cities real fast)
Trokair: Doppleganger, Duplicate, Carbon Copy, Clone
Vlad Antlerkov: Proton, Neutron, Electron, Quark
Vovan: Abedju, Men-Nefer, Waset, Saqqara
Nuclear Master: WASTED
Theban: WASTED
Orders are due Wednesday at noon GMT.
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01-06-2004 06:19
we may have to wait a day now...
Instead of nuking the people with FIVE cities, you nuke me with three cities.
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