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Fitz is offline Fitz
King
& Anarchist
Mar 2000
time: 21:36
  Old Post 28-07-2004 22:14
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*Strolls out of the Coffee Shop basement and walks over to the bulletin board.*

Hmmm ...., it's been too quiet up here recently.

*Sticks up a poster next to the board announcing the Anarchist Ununited Convention*

That's should shake things up a bit.

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
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  Old Post 28-07-2004 22:22
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* Last Conformist orders a Long Island Ice Tea with extra Sava.

It's indeed been quite here lately. Anarchists Ununited Convention? Looks like they could use some anti-globalization protesters ... were did I put that phonebook?

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
of Iowa
Nov 2000
time: 23:36
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** MrFun starts to play the pinball machine

Japher is offline Japher
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 00:19
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* Japher heckles MrFun

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Nov 2000
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** MrFun protects himself with his Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system

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Prince
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Jun 2002
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 00:23
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Damn!

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King
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Jul 2003
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 00:27
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* Last Conformist throws a spoon at the pinball machine

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Nov 2000
time: 23:36
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** spoon harmlessly bounces off of pinball machine and falls into Last's drink

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King
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Jul 2003
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 01:08
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There is no spoon.

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Jun 2002
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 01:10
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What a terribly geeky thing to say

Fitz is offline Fitz
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Mar 2000
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*Tosses a phonebook to Last Conformist*

Now where did I put that list of AU non-members?

*starts hunting through his pockets*

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King
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Jul 2003
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* Last Conformist starts make prank calls to random people.

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
Prince

Oct 2000
time: 07:36
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Anarchists Ununited Convention?





* Bereta_Eder orders a bottle of his country's favorite booze, scotch whisky

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Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 01:36
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**pops heads in notices her favorite torch toy** Hmmmmmmmm..............this could be fun!

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King
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Jul 2003
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* Last Conformist wonders who pays the phone bill.

...

* Last Conformist wonders if anyone pays for drinks here.

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Oct 2000
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It is Dinodoc's domain. His favorite role model is spiderman and he comes from Mississipi. All drinks are free!

Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 03:31
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** MrFun protects himself with his Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system


I wouldn't worry, Japher. The A.H.M.S.D. (aka 'Ah Missed') system only works on test heckles, and then about 1% of the time.

* Theben grabs bottle of vodka and goat cheese, pours vodka on cheese

Hey, Tia, light this for me will you?

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Oct 2000
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* Bereta_Eder lets it slip that he's around forty or something so that he'll hopefully escape tiamat's clunches

(damn i'm good)

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King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:36
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I wouldn't worry, Japher. The A.H.M.S.D. (aka 'Ah Missed') system only works on test heckles, and then about 1% of the time.

* Theben grabs bottle of vodka and goat cheese, pours vodka on cheese

Hey, Tia, light this for me will you?



We fixed any inherent flaws . . . . .

nah, nah, nah.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 29-07-2004 09:15
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Sure no problem **breathes on cheese** How's that not to crispy I hope?

Oh and since this dragon is about to get another year older within the next twenty four hours someone who is forty is just right for the pickens Don't worry I'll be gentle

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King
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Nov 2000
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uh-oh . . . . .

Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 19:56
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OPAAAA!!!!

So does that make you 426,001 years old tomorrow?

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
of Calakmul
Jul 2003
time: 06:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 20:28
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So if I ever get sufficiently alcoholized to consider booze lunch, I can actually have one for free? Woot!

* Last Conformist gets himself a Black Russian. Sans Sava.

Tian Dan is offline Tian Dan
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Kingston, Ontario
Jun 2004
time: 05:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 21:14
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*pulls up a milk crate and steps on it*

*Recites the 5 traits of a good General from Sun Tzu's 'Art of War*

Fitz is offline Fitz
King
& Anarchist
Mar 2000
time: 21:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 22:10
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TIAMAT!

*Gives Tiamat a big sloppy kiss on the lips, then ducks behind Theben*

Just happy to see you, I swear. No need to tell the hubby.

Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
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Jul 2003
time: 06:36
  Old Post 29-07-2004 22:12
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* Last Conformist checks the phonebook for the number to Tia's hubby.

MrFun is offline MrFun
King
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Nov 2000
time: 23:36
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** kicks milk crate from underneath Tian

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Jul 2003
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anmen Square

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:36
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* Lonestar hoards his precious, precious vicodin.

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King
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Nov 2000
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First tell me what vicodin is, and then I will decide whether or not to steal it from you.

 
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