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Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
time: 00:36
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

MrFun

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Have a white tiger drag him across the stage.

Ba-da-bing!
Theben is offline Theben
Emperor
Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:36
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* Theben points and laughs @ EvC
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
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Jul 2003
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@Lonestar: Really? I though you needed a score mad scientists and a gene splicing machine.
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Aug 2000
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@last Conformist:

I guess I used mostly American slang...
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Nov 2000
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** points at Lonestar, and banishes him to another dimension
Japher is offline Japher
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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A gay guy walks into a bar and sees a very handsome man standing at the counter ordering a drink. The gay man walks over to him, and with his best grin, laid the pick up line of all pick up lines on him: "Can I push in your stool"
MrFun is offline MrFun
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** MrFun throws a can of Spam at Japher
Japher is offline Japher
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* Japher gets nailed in the head with a can of spam as he was looking the other way picking his nose... He is now out cold on the floor of this filthy, filthy place

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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in perpetuity
Dec 2000
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* Immortal Wombat stamps on Japher's head *
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ooooh . . . . . unconscious



I think I'll tie him up then throw him the pit where we keep the ferocious commie kitties.

Starchild is offline Starchild
Emperor
a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970
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About that pit....

*takes a bite from his McCommunist Kitten Rib sandwich meal*
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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** points at Lonestar, and banishes him to another dimension


Missed.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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You think I can't even aim with my own, damn index finger!?

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Dec 2000
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Is it not bent?
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nope
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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MrFun's raccoons are defes\ated by the AECCP Kitties.
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nooooo

Starchild is offline Starchild
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Jan 1970
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*sets up a desk*
*puts out a few chairs and brochures*
*sets out a plate of cookies with a clipboard next to it*
*hangs up a sign saying "Acolyte Recruitment: Maybe it's time for a new god"*
*waits for the first person to sign up*

*sips a sea breeze*
MrFun is offline MrFun
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a sea breeze??
Starchild is offline Starchild
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Jan 1970
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An alcoholic drink. Can't a powerful creature beyond your comprehension get hammered every now and then?
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I'm from the midwest of United States -- you assumed I was going to know what kind of an alcoholic drink a sea breeze is?


and as for -- "powerful creature . . ."

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Honey, while I understand that "paint by numbers" qualifies as beyond your comprehension I'm going to give you one more chance to sign the clipboard and devote your life to a worship of me.

I mean, look at those devotions in my signature. You think I got those cause I'm warmth and sunlight and kittens with big eyes incarnate? I got them because I've made conversation pieces out of the spines of my enemies.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Find some other lowly peon to insult.



wait . . . . I just insulted myself . . . .

Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970
time: 00:36
  Old Post 24-06-2004 09:42
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quote:
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I mean, look at those devotions in my signature. You think I got those cause I'm warmth and sunlight and kittens with big eyes incarnate? I got them because I've made conversation pieces out of the spines of my enemies.


Leave the Commie kitties alone or I'll recind my devotion.
Theben is offline Theben
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That's not the real AECCP kitty, Lonestar.
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don't listen to the dancing badger
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
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MrFun is offline MrFun
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OmG354 Uu teH 548dddhd!!@#@
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
Prince
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Aug 2000
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quote:
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That's not the real AECCP kitty, Lonestar.


She's more of an AECCP Kitty than you would ever be!
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
King
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Jul 2003
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quote:
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wait . . . . I just insulted myself . . . .


The number of Apolytoners who don't insult MrFun has now reached zero. We predict a further fall ...

* Last Conformist settles down with an orange juice, sinces he's on medication that shouldn't be combined with alcohol.
 
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