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MrFun is offline MrFun
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** MrFun runs out of the place

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on the contrary . . . . .



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The Coffee Shop forms a closed space - if you leave via the front door, you come back in via the fire emergency exit.

* Last Conformist admonishes everyone not to ask where the drinks and pretzels come from.

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The Infinite Store Room of course.

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Made it to Virginia. Had to do the 200m dash at O'Hare loaded down with a sea bag and a backpack. Nearly collided with a Navy RDC (Drill Instructer) he was none too happy.

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The Infinite Store Room of course.


Shh! It's supposed to be a secret!

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Then why has it been mentioned in every one of the last nine Coffee Shop threads, infiltrated in seven of them, blown up in four of them, and emptied of Cheese and Onion crisps and Absolut Vodka in three?

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Then why has it been mentioned in every one of the last nine Coffee Shop threads, infiltrated in seven of them, blown up in four of them, and emptied of Cheese and Onion crisps and Absolut Vodka in three?


How dare you point out our inconsistency.


BURN THE WOMBAT!

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Remind me, what's the difference 'tween a wombat and a raccoon? We wouldn't want to burn the wrong sort, would we?

* Last Conformist opens another beer and looks philosophical.

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Remind me, what's the difference 'tween a wombat and a raccoon? We wouldn't want to burn the wrong sort, would we?

About 12 thousand miles and 45 million years of evolution.

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About 12 thousand miles and 45 million years of evolution.


** MrFun nails Wombat's tongue to the wall

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Theben: MrFun


Now that's just insulting.

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Anyone else notice that Funsie's solution to just about everything is more violence?

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Hey, it's spank the wombat, not torture the wombat. On second thoughts MrFun, you are permitted neither.

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Anyone else notice that Funsie's solution to just about everything is more violence?


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Hey, it's spank the wombat, not torture the wombat. On second thoughts MrFun, you are permitted neither.


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Now that's just insulting.
Me spelling your name correctly or saying you should hump Funsie's leg?

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Hey Theben, since DD insulted both of us, how should we torture him?

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Got spare money?

Lock him in the storeroom with a hoarde of rabid ferrets.

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I say we get the alcohol out of the store room before we send DD in there.

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Lock him in the storeroom with a hoarde of rabid ferrets.


* Lonestar shoots Theben with a vial of sodium penthyol


"I've made you an offer...you can't refusssse......"

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* Last Conformist , attempting to preempt any instuffing of DD in the store room, gets out a couple bottles of vodka.

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As an atheist, I don't believe in beings of any panthyol, sodium or otherwise.

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It's ok that you're an atheist -- we all have our flaws.

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Some more than others- right, Funsie?

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Yes -- for instance, most people are straight but we shouldn't hold anything against them because of that, either.

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The only thing we'd hold against you is a small & cuddly female raccoon so you can discover the error of your ways.

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Anyone else notice that Funsie's solution to just about everything is more violence?


It's a gay thing.

*Throws the severed heads of his enemies onto the floor and orders a bottle of champagne so he can drink it from the skulls of those that opposed him*

 
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