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The Hague, the capital of the civilized world
Nov 2002
time: 06:36
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Sorry, couldn't resist 
Keeping the lurkers informed and the regulars entertained since 3700 BC -------------- April 13, 2850 BC
Candidate FAM Nuclear Master sleeping during campaign
Campaign team thrown into confusion
Apolyton, June, 1879 BC
A big comotion has risen as a result of a dubious statement by Nuclear Master in a comment on the campain of his competitor, Conmcb25 and his running mate Beta.
Since a few day's Conmcb25 has been traveling around the world to every colony of our mighty empire to convince the people there that he and his running mate Beta are the most suited candidates for the Foreign Affairs ministership and deputy ministership. Recently his travelings brought him to the far away Romania, where he has been asked several critical questions. Ormuz, a journalist of a local news paper, remarked at a press conference that his answers were "strange" and not quite favourable for him. The reason for this was, as candidate minister Conmcb25 himself said, caused by a so-called "jet lag". "All I want to do right now is sleep," the candidate minister answered on this last day of his tiring trip to Romania.
Having read this statement an immediate reaction of his opponent Nuclear Master was "So, Con, you joining MZ and I?" After this peculiar statement nothing has been heard from the candidate minister, but sources have been saying that there is a big commotion inside his campaign team.
Critics have said that such a statement could mean the end of the campaign for candidate Nuclear Master and his running mate Master Zen. "The impression is given that Mr. Nuclear Master and Mr. Master Zen are sleeping half of the day during their campaign. The campaign team has to go all out now if they want to get it straight that Mr Nuclear master and his running mate are not lazy asses. One can, however, question himself what can be done against it when the candidate minister admitted it himself."
Other analists are less negative, but even they have great concerns: "Mr. Nuclear Master himself has blamed his opponents that their availability is low, too low, yet now he shows that he too is far from available in his campaign already."
It has but still to be seen if this statement will have consequences for the popularity of Nuclear Master and Master Zen. In the latest opinion poll the two teams were very close, but that was more than a month ago. Only a new poll can point out whether the crisis has consequences for Nuclear Master or not.
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