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To find the Northwest Passage
Aug 2001
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Monty Python is for geeks, not guys. |
Okay, I have always thought you were nuts, but man you have seriuously crossed the line. No guy would ever say that Monty Python is for geeks. You, Drake, are either a woman or seriously f--k in the head.
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JohnT
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Capitalist
Mar 1999
time: 00:36
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Caddyshack, one of the most quotable movies ever...
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Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. |
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Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? |
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Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. |
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This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. |
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
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Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know. |
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He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife. |
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Lacey Underall: Who's you decorator? Bennihana?"
Ty Webb: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
Lacey Underall: You were in the war?
Ty Webb: [limping and patting his butt] No... Homo. |
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I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. |
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Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam. |
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Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
time: 00:36
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Waiting to Exhale
Fried Green Tomatos
English Patient
Rocky
Joy Luck Club
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
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Tingkai
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To find the Northwest Passage
Aug 2001
time: 13:36
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quote:
Originally posted by JohnT
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. |
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Ya know, I can just picture the Dalai Lama lining up a shot, wearing his friggin robes.
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Albert Speer
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Puerile Polemic
Mar 1999
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oh yeah. i forgot steel magnolias
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11-06-2004 22:35
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Particularly the completely gratuitous nudity. And the stupid little dancing gopher. 
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