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quote: pps- any thoughts of a casual military incursion onto the other (our) continent? |
That cracked me up.
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Togas
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Jun 2002 time: 21:36
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sent to Beta
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Beta,
Much apologies for not getting back to your team sooner, but I hadn't dropped into the Sunshine forum until today, so I missed your most recent correspondence.
As you may know, our team "accidentally" received contact with yours from Tabemono, as they were not supposed to trade it to us. We didn't complain, of course, but we also didn't pursue any trades as it might get the Tabs in trouble.
However, that was eons ago, and my personal feelings about the forced embargo of the teams who are beseiging you is ... well ... that it's rather unsunny. And we don't want to take part in any such behavior.
Team Sunshine wishes to be friends with all teams, no matter who they are, and we hope to be friends with everyone despite these horrible wars.
Therefore, we accept your humble trade request. We will sell you Engineering, we only ask that you not sell it to anyone else (no trade). For this, we will charge you 200g. (not 220 as you sent us).
Our turnplayer canceled the offer entirely, so please reoffer it and we will be on our way to a very sunny relationship. 
--Togas |
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Togas
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Jun 2002 time: 21:36
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Hi Togas. We definitely do want feudalism - but unfortunately we have fallen out of our GA. We are currently carrying a massive army - (and are still only average to CoD and Python) - and hence a negative cash flow. We need feudalism, and then invention, and then cash for longbow upgrades. We are working on a few domestic plans to help straighten out finances - but we will not be generating a lot of cash.
So - if your nation can find it in its heart to gift us feudalism, we would be eternally grateful. As to a cash deal - well - we could probably spare say, 80 gold right now - but then we will be begging for that same cash shortly for upgrades.
CoD and Python know where they have us. They could not crack thorugh the num merc and catapult defence we had built up - in fact, we gave Python quite a licking. So they have pulled back - and with their much superior economies, I expect we will see massive amounts of spears, longbows, and catapults coming our way.
I am about to embark on a diplomatic mission to the four nations on your continent. I appreciate that there are some tensions. But it would be helpful to all concerned - and I am not just talking our team here - if the four could set aside your differences - each build 3 to 5 galleys with troops, and set sail for Python and/or CoD. Python would be the best target. We suspect they should be fairly exposed up north, and it may expedite a peace agreement on our continent.
There's the situation. Any thoughts?
Beta the Macaque of the Simian Civilization.
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Togas
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California
Jun 2002 time: 21:36
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from Hot_Enamel
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Good Day to Team Sunshine,
I know Beta has been talking to you about some tech trades, but he has been RL busy and posted that he hasn’t been chasing you guys down.
So, I thought I would send you a quick note.
Unlike my learned monkey colleague, I speak quite plainly and direct. And I think may be worth Monkeys while to put all of our banana’s on the table.
Firstly .. just a little history.
The propaganda we published on the main forum is actually pretty accurate. There has been only one small intentional twist. We painted CoD as the main protagonist and Python as their feeble followers. We are however, well aware that the attack on Team Monkey was Pythons idea, and CoD just went along for the ride.
But we are still right in saying that CoD has the most to gain. CoD’s leadership has, on more than one occasion, sent us mail exclaiming their innocence and that it was all Pythons idea. (Basically wanting to create a loophole if it all goes pear-shaped and painting Python as the bad guys). We have had some fun screwing with CoDs head by saying we know Python was only following their ideas.
Pythons plan is to have North & South core, with CoD in the middle. (Stupid :rolleyes
Anyway .. enough of that.
Our tech trades….And I will speak plainly.
Monkey has very little to offer in the way of compensation for any tech traded.
We have maxed out our army for our empire size, and are running at 0gpt.
I cannot see how we can ever begin to make money again unless hostilities suddenly stop. And that will not happen.
So, from my point of view, we are simply begging for free tech so as to make the battle for Python & CoD as bloody as possible.
We know that they are waiting for longbowmen before attacking again, and invention must be coming up pretty soon.
When that happens, unless the monkey RNG gods favour us again, Monkey will be overrun. We know this for certain.
What we want to do is to hurt the CoD & Python empires as much as possible. Make them pour as much as they can into their military rather than their infrastructure.
And we do this, to ensure neither of these teams can gain world dominance. And you should be aware … Python & CoD are ONE TEAM and should be treated as such.
So .. for your “gift” of Fuedalsim and eventually Invention, we can offer very little other than making two of your competitors pay dearly in blood.
However, thinking outside the box, we can offer…
Future Ivory (if by chance we hold onto our little territory.) – Unlikely
A secret ally, that can be used to spy on your competitors during war.
Or even a second empire if you wish to re-establish us in any conquered territory.
Our small island is our eventual refuge. It is safe from any invasion until marines. So we are guaranteed to be around for a large part of this game.
Note, all of this above is just my thoughts, and any agreement needs to be voted upon by Team Monkey.
But probably the only dissent from our end would be that our cash reserves are so poor, that we could not afford longbowmen upgrades anyway. And since I am already on my knees begging for tech, I might as well let you know that any cash you could lend us would obviously be appreciated.
Especially if it had very long term repayment terms
Anyway .. That’s the update.
Monkey days are numbered on the main continent. We only wish to make it as painful as possible for Python & CoD. Sunshine is not going to ever make any money from us in selling tech. And your immediate compensation will just be the weakening of your competitors as they spend the bulk of their economy on military.
Kind Regards with a bunch of Kiwi Fruit.
Hot_Enamel of Team Monkey |
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