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Lord_Davinator
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Kathmandu
Nov 2000
time: 11:06
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hmm... so how exactly do you get a gmail?
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Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
time: 00:36
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Is Gmail any good?
* From the bizarrro jokefield.
Three communists were discussing whether Marxism required them all to share the same woman.
They agreed that it did, so they ate her.
This is an oldie: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/...1/world008.html
Last edited by Agathon on 04-07-2004 at 12:47
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Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
time: 00:36
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There aren't that many good communist jokes, but I had to share this one I found:
quote:
Brezhnev complains to Gromiko that he can't get used to summer and winter time changes.
- It's simple, replies Gromiko. Just move the hands on your clock one hour ahead in spring, and then move them one hour back in autumn.
- Well, says Breznev, that sounds really simple. Nevertheless, when I sent a telegram of my condolences to Egypt regarding Anwar Sadat's assasination last summer, it arrived one hour before his death. |
And this one:
quote:
Walter Ulbricht (the Stalinist leader of East Germany) and Willy Brandt meet and exchange pleasantries. “Do you have a hobby, Herr Brandt?” asks Ulbricht. “Yes,” replies Brandt, “I collect jokes about myself. And you?” “I collect people who collect jokes about me”. |
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Comrade Tassadar
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quote:
Originally posted by Agathon
Three communists were discussing whether Marxism required them all to share the same woman.
They agreed that it did, so they ate her. |
Since I've *never* heard that one before, the award goes to Agathon.
Yay!
Pm me with your name and email.
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24-06-2004 22:56
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). If you want that, same PM deal. 
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