27-06-2004 11:31									#1
	PRAVDA Special Edition #24: Victory for the Hive! Got spare money?

You guys didn't really think you'd get away without one more glorious issue of PRAVDA, did you?


COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!


Welcome comrades to this, the glorious 24th edition of PRAVDA - the official newsletter of the Human Hive. Our inevitable victory has come, and so we release this last issue of the newspaper you've all either come to love, or come to use as low-quality toilet paper. All hail to the glorious Chairman Voltaire and the hard-working free peoples of the Human Hive! All hail the allies of the free and liberated peoples of the Human Hive, Comrade Foreman Buster and the glourious Free Drones!

Without the Party, there would be no New Planet!
Contributed by Voltaire

The People Have Stood Up!
The pre-recorded announcment by Comrade HongHu and Comrade Rubin of the Hive and Drone victory.

Rubin: Dear comrades! Do you remember how at dawn when artillery boomed, how at night when blizzards raged, we yearned for the day of victory?

HongHu: That day has come. Tears of joy fill our eyes, everyone is jubilant; rivers sing and laugh; mountains regain their youth. All are listening, listening, listening to the voice of Chairman Voltaire which shakes the earth:

Rubin: The People's Republic of Planet is born! The People have stood up!

Followed by a rendition of Without the Communist Party, there would be no New Planet:

Without the Communist Party,
There would be no new Planet.
The Chrionian Communist Party works hard for the people,
The Chrionian Communist Party is determined to safeguard Planet
They show the people the road to liberation,
It leads Planet toward a bright future,
It persisted in War of Resistance against the CPU.
It bettered the people's lives,
It rebuilt the arm abandoned by the enemy,
They put forth a new peoples' democracy.
Without the Chrionian Communist Party,
There would be no New Planet!

In other news...

• Chairman Voltaire's approval rating reach an unexpected 1,000,000,000%. Mathematicians confused by polls showing this result.
  
• CyCon surrenders. As if we all didn't know that wouldn't happen eventually.
  
• Octavian now is need of somewhere else to spam. Contact for details.
  
• What is this 'ACDGIII' you speak of? Can I eat it?
  
• Umm... Insert other news here.

Last edited by Octavian X on 28-06-2004 at 10:10

	27-06-2004 11:47									#2
	Remove this text

*chuckle*

Great final paper OctavianX.

	27-06-2004 11:50									#3
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one billion per cent.

Impressive.

	27-06-2004 12:39									#4
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Very nice final edition. (Hiver scum)

	27-06-2004 14:57									#5
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We will never surrender! We shall fight you in the streets, in public, in our robohearts, in the cyberstreets ! As long as there is Cyborg alive we shall fight you! We shall use any mean possible to bring down oppresing government. We shall poison water supply! We shall bomb feeding bays! We shall introduce genetic plagues to your bases. Down with Chairman Voltaire! Down with Buster!
*Nervestapler sound*
Aaaaaah!

	27-06-2004 19:56									#6
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Voted the second and fourth option naturally...

As for this 'victory' speech, richly late as is usual within the Hive!!

	27-06-2004 20:01									#7
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You forgot the option:
YES, because as an omnipresent Lord, I celebrate every day with ritual burnings

	27-06-2004 20:09									#8
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Mmm, your quite a religious guy without implants, Drogue...

	27-06-2004 20:19									#9
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I was more religious with them. Worshipping a God that you know to exist is the only logical course of action

OOC: Lord Drogue is my Gladiator character, which seemed a good idea to use for my modship. Or the Blue-Eyed Equalizer, which is my Eventis title. Jamski and I are the two admins, I'm the fair, balanced and just one (equalizer) and he's the vengeful righteousness one (Holy Avenger). /OOC

Not that being omnipresent will remove the staunch Atheism in me at all

	27-06-2004 20:42									#10
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Equalizer? Holy Avenger? Do I smell Baldur's Gate 2 ?

	27-06-2004 20:44									#11
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It's where the inspiration came from

	28-06-2004 23:32									#13
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Only three loyal Hive citizens!

And there is no Borg alive now, function osomething.

Btw you've been to blue eye's other territory yet?

	29-06-2004 02:12									#14
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* GeoModder points out that ex-borgs or ex-funtions or whatever still are not loyal Hive citizens for obvious reasons...

	29-06-2004 09:16									#15
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CyCon will resist, even to the end.

	29-06-2004 10:25									#16
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quote: Originally posted by obstructor As long as there is Cyborg alive we shall fight you!

quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns CyCon will resist, even to the end.

Well, if that is what you foolish Cyborgs want, we may be able to help you

	29-06-2004 13:32									#17
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* Drogue 's voice booms in Micha's ears...

"There shall be no more bloodshed... *cough* Sorry, had the transmitter on 'loud' But yes, I would like all bloodshed to stop. That would please me."

	29-06-2004 14:20									#18
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Uh, I believe that you have no power over a past world.

	29-06-2004 14:47									#19
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I don't, but we survived that past world, and I am now a God. Also, surely God's can transcend time?

	29-06-2004 16:01									#20
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Can CyCon win then?

	29-06-2004 17:28									#21
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Nope. If I chance the past, I may find I'm no longer God. And then there's a connundrum for us!

	29-06-2004 18:11									#22
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*sigh*
No, because the Present is the only real time.

	29-06-2004 18:18									#23
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Not for a 5 dimensional being. Then time becomes a constant, and thus a God can alter any part of it. It's just never been tested IRL.

	29-06-2004 19:54									#24
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Aren't 5-dimensional beings physically impossible?

	29-06-2004 20:16									#25
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In a 4 dimensional universe, yes. That's why a God, should they exist, would be non-coporeal. Omnipresence is also physically impossibly in a 4D universe.

5D being = God, but yes, they are not physically possibly in a 4D universe.

	29-06-2004 20:20									#26
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In other words, better wish you had been a good nice loyal Hive citizen when you still live in a 4D universe and wish we did not send you Borgs to your end the 5D universe.

	29-06-2004 20:29									#27
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Not really... For 5D universe, imagine time being a constant. It's not linear, it doesn't change. When you look at something, you see it's entirity of existance. Like a hypercube, but seeing the universe like that.

	29-06-2004 20:59									#28
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Then what extends out into the 5th dimension?

	29-06-2004 21:15									#29
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Awareness.

	29-06-2004 21:44									#30
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So it's possible to have negative awareness?
Or is the 5th dimension an positive-only thing like Time in our 4 dimensions?