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Is advertising available in MorganLink?
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TheLoneAmigo
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TheLoneAmigo
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Can I have Lone Amigo Insurance (LAI) listed?
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003 time: 14:37
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Once upon a time there was a mindworm who loved a beautiful princess called Dawn, because she was so beautiful that people compared her to the dawn of each day. The mindworm was very sad because he loved the princess, but he didn't have no money, no job, and no health care. The mindworm knew that he didn’t have a hope in courting the beautiful princess when there were so many dandy princes always surrounding her.
One day the princess was frolicking in the fungus when she came across the mindworm crying. The princess heart was filled with pity and asked the mindworm. “Why do you cry little mindworm, please don’t cry or otherwise I will feel bad.” The mindworm burst into greater tears as this was probably going to be his only chance ever.
“I was once a handsome prince that was changed into a mindworm by a rogue nanoreplicator”, the mindworm lamented. “The change can only be reversed if I am kissed by a beautiful princess like yourself”
“Do I know you?” asked the princesses. “Oh never mind, yes I am a beautiful princess and I will kiss you if can help you change back into a prince.” Without further ado the mindworm leaps up and french kisses the princess.
After it became apparent that nothing happened the princess asked the mindworm, “Little mindworm why did nothing happen.”
“It’s rather embarrassing, I didn’t quite tell you everything needed to break the spell”, the little mindworm said. He gets closer to the princess and whispers what she needs to do to.
“Although my heart fears what will happen I will help you”, sighed the princess. “When you change back to a handsome prince you can repay me”.
Nine months passed and the princess had a son she called Cha Dawn. The little mindworm well, he had gotten over his crush a few months back.
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arginine
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The Board of Director's Creed:
The point is, ladies and gentleman, is that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only make Morgan Industries great, but that other malfunctioning corporation called humanity.
An Add:
Reporter: Sir, why do you work in the low paying job of soldier in the Morgan industries military.
Soldier: Because, Morgan Industries military pays the second best of all the factions. Also, Jaminski said "If you're a just a greedy bastard in it for the money, join the Morgan pigs."
Reporter: Why do you work long and boring hours as a director of Morgan Industries?
Director: Because it pays VERY well.
Reporter: Sir, as janitor, you toil long hours for a small pay check.
Janitor: I make more than a general in the Hive does. Besides, I'm taking business classes in night school. I only know to calculate options and futures values. Even the second graders can do that, and calculate how to structure them to minimize taxes in every faction on planet. I have a long way to go. I need to increase my porfolio's ROI from 7.21% to 7.22%!
They are greedy, are YOU?
A public service announcement paid for by Morganites for a better Morgan Industries.
Last edited by arginine on 17-07-2004 at 02:53
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003 time: 14:37
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Background pictures load last, and they load silently, so you don't even realise your browser is still retrieving them. If you wait a little while the pictures will appear.
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TheLoneAmigo
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I see no backround images for MISE, or the rest of the paper. I see the foreground and Morgan Industries images though.
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TheLoneAmigo
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Why don't we have MorganTV listings?
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-SafaN-
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For me:
Company:
SafaN Alcoholics
Ad:
Drink SafaN Xenobeer and your value has twice as many numbers!*
*Will not last when not drinking SafaN Xenobeer
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