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Vander
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Privateering in Idaho
May 2003 time: 22:37
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Shareholder Election Results:
Executive Department
100% YEA for
Chief Executive Officer > Chaunk
Chief Operations Officer > jtsisyoda
Secondary Operations Officer > AndiD
Manufacturing Department
100% YEA for
Chief Manufacturing Officer > Impaler
Chief Terraforming Officer > #endgame
Chief Financial Officer > ceo Aaron
Chief Queueing Officer > ceo Aaron
Manufacturing Committee - Executive Officers: Rubin, Archaic, Scorpi40000
Research & Development Department
85.71% voted YEA for
Chief Research Officer > Archaic
Secondary Research Officer > AndiD
Research & Development Committee - Executive Officers: Impaler
Security Department
100% YEA for
Chief Security Officer > Rubin
Chief Garrison Officer > -SafaN-
Chief Naval Officer > Whoha
Security Committee - Executive Officers: Impaler
Public Relations Department
8.,5% YEA for
Chief Public Relations Officer > Vander
Secondary Public Relations Officer > Tassadar
Public Relations Committee - Executive Officers: FrankyChan, everyone else
Honorific titles awarded
SCUM (Senior Consultant on Universe Mechanics)> Kody
MOM (Minister of Monocles)> Method
The official ceremony will be hold later this day in the Apolyton Garden.
Last edited by Chaunk on 03-07-2004 at 23:19
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003 time: 14:37
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Update the planetary datalinks if you can.
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003 time: 14:37
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With listings of Morgan newspapers.
"Issue 1: Setting the Precedent!"
Make a post and edit it whenever you publish a new paper.
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003 time: 14:37
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In my effort to take over MORGANLINK I might write that article, do I get a percentage share according to contribution amount?
Although I said I'll write an article for the gaians first. Also I need to do a few other things for my own newspaper, plus possibly start other roleplaying, finding a xenopuppy, and possibly help with some game problems that Drogue is dealing.
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Confuceus
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We could claim it as a business expense. It would therefore be tax deductable and we would get an equal rebate at the end of the fiscal year. Thus we can issue bribes that cost us nothing!
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Chaunk
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CEO of Morgan Industries, ACDG3
Apr 2002 time: 05:37
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I think we should stick with Morgasmic, lets go for the tabloid appeal 
How about with regard to Impalers four stage idea, we have an interview with CEO Morgan this issue, talking about teh landing, and explaining his vision for the future (Something about international markets or something vaguely economical yet obviously pointless or weak.)
We then have Impalers second article above, where Morgan is in the dock for embezzlement. However, everyone and his Mum knows that really it's just a cover to get out the weak CEO. He's got no vision, no drive, and seems to be content to sit in his harem and smoke XenoWeed™ (A ScorpiCorp® Product! Contact your local dealer for details of the latest special offers NOW!).
Part three is the actual trial. It's a show trial, Morgan presents a water tight case, and the prosecution presents large bribes (Although this has never been proven, and anyone who has hinted at it in the public has disapeared mysteriously). Morgans life as CEO is in the balance, and we leave it with him about to recieve the verdict.
Part four (of four) sees Morgan making a deal with the prosecution. He is exhonerated of all charges, yet forced to stand down as CEO. The Company (read Faction) keeps his name, but all his plans are out of the window. Morgan's successor, (Current CEO at the time), commented "After consulting with his advisors, Mr Morgan felt that his time as CEO was over. He'd achieved all his aims, and has now retired in luxury. The company is facing some minor restructuring, but will emerge stronger than ever. That is all."
Bit of a long story perhaps, but I think we could do quite a few issues in short order, especially if we make them short(ish) issues. Comments?
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Chaunk
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CEO of Morgan Industries, ACDG3
Apr 2002 time: 05:37
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Morgasmic Lawyers called into action
Like a well oiled machine, the legal department in Morgan Industries sprang into action this last week amid uproar. Rumours had started, and were spreading like wildfire - the Mod's, the producers of the so called Pholus Lunar Newscast had started a campaign of viscious lies and misrepresentation.
The headline made their stance clear "Outrage Over Atrocities Commited by the Morganites". This reporter throws scorn in the direction of the Phalic Loony Newscast that, amidst their campaign of racial hatred, they couldn't even be bothered to get our Faction name correct. But thats by the by.
And official Morgasmic Represetitive made the following statement. "Originally the PLN stated they were neutral in all afairs. We now see they lied. In fact, their newspaper is nothing more than a rag. Our lawyers have issued a writ to the papers editors and the court case is scheduled for two weeks time.
"The Morgasmic Company has at no time had any part in any of these "atrocities" they claim we carried out. The protocol that Kody the Narrator of the Third Alpha Centraui Democracy Game, Senior Consultant on Universe Mechanics of Morgan Industries, Minister in charge of making sure the pins stay in the right spots on the War Map for the Spartans, Joint Peanut publisher for the Data Angels, Senior Nudist Runner Through Trees and Executive Preserve of Rosbuds of the Gaians, Spam Puppy - editor of the Pholus Lunar Newscast, and Janitor of Honghu's Washroom cites has not been broken in any way. In fact, as all the CMN's are aware, we Morgasmics have not roleplayed at all, save for a little bit last week from only two of our members, who are both now in training to rid them of such roleplaying tendencies.
"We will not rest till the truth is out, and Morgan Industries is once again free of the slur that PLN has given us."
We at MorganLink news can only stand and aplaud as our leaders refuse to take this lying down. Let the lawsuit begin!
Tim Chester
Comments appriciated...
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