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loinburger
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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999 time: 00:37
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Things might have actually gone somewhere at the post-reception "party," where one of the bridesmaids made allusions to playing some sort of truth-or-dare game (I forget exactly how it came about that I was supposed to give her a dare, but then again, I'd been drinking), but I decided that I didn't want to have a regrettable one-night-stand with one of my new sister-in-law's friends, seeing as how we were both not completely sober and whatnot. So, I dared her to get me another drink, which killed the "game" before it could lead anywhere stupid. Plus, it got me another drink without me having to stand up for it.
quote: Private Gomer Pyle, Full Metal Jacket, immediately prior to blowing away Gunnery Sgt Hartman |
Yeah, that's probably why the army rejected my application. But c'mon, I'm not that overweight...
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