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mrmitchell
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Hello! I am a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very distant relative of the old and great Spamish Mitchell. My name is Asofo Keng Sexey, and I carry the old family business, through these hard, hard times.
Squid is extremely difficult to fish out from our northern waters. We do manage to send out a boat every other day to make a very small catch, but for the moment, it must be prepaid for and there is typically a waiting period of three to six weeks to get your Squid. So please, don't ask for it unless you are serious. We are in the process of trying to seed the Monterrey lake with squid. Our efforts have so far not born any fruit.
In the meantime, we sell more common goods that are of use to the common Spanish consumer. The San Diego Goods Company controls the largest iron ore mining operation in Spain, and is currently dabbling in an experimental mill for the production of steel.
The Company has a controlling interest in the San Diego Rail Line, the major railway into our fair city, and recently "acquired" control of a plant producing rifles. Demand for Squid has risen to allow us to open shipping service to Monterrey and San Antonio.
So give us all your cash.
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23-07-2004 08:58
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