30-07-2004 10:06									#1
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....to this week's meeting of the Let's-Give-Method-A-Fancy-Title Dining Club

Now before we begin, everyone give Mrs. Stevens a hand for preparing these wonderful looking smoked lobsterschnitzels, they look excellent, very nice Also thanks very much to Mr. and Mrs. Helin for hosting this week's meeting

*light applause*

Our first order of business: I'd like to congratulate you all for successfully lobbying of the Spartan Federation - due to your help, I have been appointed "Minister in charge of making sure the targets are aligned properly during target practice" of the Spartan Federation

*light applause*

However, I'm afraid our work is not yet done. While the Spartans have been giving titles out like candy, other factions, namely the angels, have been less cooperative. We must be ever vigilant, and ensure that these non-title-giving monsters learn the error of their ways. It seems that our traditional means have been ineffective - thus, I propose we enact...PLAN B!

*gasps ans light murmuring erupt*

That's right, Plan B, the plan so mysterious and diabolical I cannot even speak of it to you. "How will we enact it?" you ask? Simple. Inform the renegade factions that Plan B is about to be enacted. They should capitulate at the very mention of such a plan. Soon enough, my title shall be longer than the Peacekeeper Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! Bwahahahahaha!

*light applause*

Now then: I hope everyone saved room for cherry pie?

	30-07-2004 13:14									#2
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Shall the Morganites also fear plan B?

	30-07-2004 14:27									#3
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The Data Angels only hand out titles or other acknowlegdments to those who deserve it in our view. At this moment some of the Pholus Outpost inhabitants are already immortalized within our faction due to their relentless efforts for the Planet, but I'm afraid you are not one of those lucky few...

	30-07-2004 15:14									#4
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Method has been fulfilling his ministerial functions to the satisfaction of the ruling elite of the Spartans. Although I'm not quite sure who ordered hundreds of attack pins to be stuck in an unknown area of the map quite some distance from the Sparta homeland.

But as that's what the map says, our recon units are now heading in that direction.

	30-07-2004 19:19									#5
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Hmmm I see Method's been stealing Jamski's xenobrew again.

	30-07-2004 20:25									#6
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* MrWhereItsAt is bored, so he triggers the fire alarm, causing the building to evacuate whilst he gets pissed alone in the meeting room foyer

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

	30-07-2004 21:22									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns Although I'm not quite sure who ordered hundreds of attack pins to be stuck in an unknown area of the map quite some distance from the Sparta homeland

Must've been Kody, the pins aren't my job

	30-07-2004 21:29									#8
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You've seen one Mod, you've seen them all

	30-07-2004 22:33									#9
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ah bloody hell plan B...let me just say one thing to you all....DUCK AND COVER!

	30-07-2004 23:20									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Googlie You've seen one Mod, you've seen them all

Yes they all take after the great GooglieGod, yet again they all try to surpass him in their own ways.

* Snowflake emphasises that she is in fact unique.

	30-07-2004 23:35									#11
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword ah bloody hell plan B...let me just say one thing to you all....DUCK AND COVER!

Now I see, plan B as in PLANet Buster!

	30-07-2004 23:55									#12
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Blast! Micha has discovered the plan!

SURRENDER YOUR TITLES OR BE ANNIHILATED!

	31-07-2004 00:05									#13
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Let's start a poll on whether Pholus Outpost members are allowed to have Planet titles or not.

I say no since they're even not on Planet itself!!

	31-07-2004 00:09									#14
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Very well...

Underling! Deploy the Plan B!

	31-07-2004 00:12									#15
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Mmm, sir, we have a small problem here...

Our rocket fuel is exhausted by the overtly use of the shuttles last month with Officer Snowflake and Commander Drogue!

	31-07-2004 00:39									#16
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Ah splendid, the angels are out of rocket fuel. Now is the time to strike!

	31-07-2004 01:11									#17
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one problem....your silos are back at earth...it will take awhile to get here sir...

	31-07-2004 01:14									#18
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I have those, but I also installed new ones on Pholus. Keep up with the times DBTS

	31-07-2004 02:08									#19
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Well, I actually meant that those rocket fuel is exhausted... Sir!!

	31-07-2004 08:41									#20
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Oh, might as well let him remain confused... helps with disinformation, after all.

And now back to your regularly scheduled monoliths...

	31-07-2004 08:56									#21
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So these hurricanes that we periodically experience sweeping across the surface of Chiron are nothing but the hot air exhalations of the Pholus windbags??

	05-08-2004 11:14									#22
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That actually might be a side-effect of the orbital death cannon...

	05-08-2004 13:53									#23
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Grmmpppggghhh, now we have to construct a linear accelerator to counter that one.

Let Frankychan be the first to be flung to space on a collision course with this orbital canon...

O yes, the Angels offer a bid for his share in the Morganite faction...

	05-08-2004 14:41									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Method That actually might be a side-effect of the orbital death cannon...

Yes, our engineers had a lot of fun working with that thing I believe at one stage there were three people infured, two severely, during a brawl over who was going to do the test-firing. I expect, in a few million years, that some luckless alien race is going to get a very nasty surprise...