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Sweet Sauce Jones
Jul 1999 time: 00:33
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1. I have hypochromia, or maybe it's hyperchromia, I forget which is which -- whichever is the one where my eyes keep losing pigment. This could be indicative of some terrible terrible illness, or it could be indicative of nothing. Since this has been going on for about twenty-odd years, I'm assuming it's the latter, but if my brain explodes tomorrow, then I'm blaming Skanky.
2. I've got a Frankenstein scar on my forehead from accidentally walking into a tree about eight years ago. Somewhere my brother still has the picture he took of me when the stitches were fresh.
3. Speaking of my brother, I managed to drop the rings at his wedding when the priest asked for them. It's partially the priest's fault, though, since he had a pirate hook instead of a hand, and it's tough to get the rings on a hook like that when you're suffering from sweaty palms.
D. I'm using a letter instead of a number here in a sad attempt at humor. Or humour. Or dumbassery. Whatever.
5. I like liver and onions, but it's tough to find a diner that serves the stuff anymore. Apparently it's considered "old-people" food, and many times I can only order it off of the senior's menu.
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