08-08-2004 22:32									#1
	Character Insight: Metaliturtle's Alexander the Great Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I thought this might be fun to do.

Name: Alexander the Great
Age: Anywhere from 16-eternal
Nation: Grecians, not Greeks, Grecians
Likes: Orgies, fighting, outsmarting opponents, Greek food, Roman Trainers
Dislikes: Catherine the Great aka. Jabba the Hutt
Favorite Song: Alexander the Great by Iron Maiden
Favorite Beatle: Ringo Starr
Favorite Band: Metallica pre-Jason Newstead
Favorite Government: Monarchy
Favorite Advisor: Civman
Most worthy adversaries: The Chinese led by the council of three.
Military Record: Surprisingly good for how much goofing around he does.
Favorite Author and Teacher: Aristotle
Cut down before his prime?: indeed!
Civ3 bonus he most likes: Hopelites
Civ3 thing he hates: when Hopelites trigger a golden age on turn 4!!

Alexander is a perpetually single white male whose sexual drive surpasses that of all but the most horny of men, he uses this drive to get women because for whatever reason, chicks dig dudes in power. The real question is, does Alexander have power because he likes to have sex or does Alexander have sex because he likes to have power, only you can decide!

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	09-08-2004 03:56									#2
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It might be cool if we just did one mass thread for any character the writer feels like making one for.

I might do one for Johan, just to get back into the Erwachte swing.