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The White Chocolate Crisis: Is America's Afro-Centric Culture to Blame? Support Apolyton

This summer, in a highly controversial move, Reese's launched a "White Chocolate" Reeses' Peanut Buttercup, finally breaking the candy industry's long silence on white-colored treats, the result of a self-imposed ban that has been in effect since the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

Many commentators have lamented the loss of white chocolate from America's confectionary landscape. But most civil right activists point to the candy's notorious past as the reason for it's taboo nature, being the preferred treat of notorious racists such as KKK founder Nathan Bedford Forrest, former Alabama governor George Wallace, and even Adolph Hitler. The candy is famous for it's role in the ground-breaking 1917 film, "The Birth of a Nation". In one scene a cavalcade of mounted KKK members are portrayed as heroically stopping a crazed african-american man from raping a young white woman, at the end of the scene we see a KKK member lift his hood and begin chewing on on a stick of white chocolate with the next frame displaying the words "I Don't Eat (N-Word) Candy!"

Needless to say, many civil rights activists have bitterly protested Reeses' re-introduction of this notorious treat, with the NAACP issuing a flat boycott of all Reeses' candies. However, some young people, including many African-Americans, believe that the candy should be taken at face-value as nothing more than a delicious dessert, and all racial implications should be dismissed.

Yet, still other's feel that the total dearth of white chocolate on America's store shelves is the result of cultural paradigm shift from a Euro-Centric culture to an Afro-Centric culture. In an era where America's young people idolize rap stars such as "Snoop Doggy Dogg", and "2Pac Shaker", and where young school children routinely discuss "Hanging out with the Homies ", it is easy to see where such conclusions could be drawn.

Regardless of where the truth lies, with both sides are digging in, it is clear that the battle over white chocolate is not one that will be decieded over night.

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It tastes like crap.

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monkspider that is crazy!!!

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It's well known White Cholocate is superior to the other Chocolates.

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OH NO!!! ADOLPH HITLER BREATHED OXYGEN!!! SO DID DAVID DUKE!!! THEY DRANK WATER TOO!!! Heaven help us, we mustn't enjoy anything they did! Oh God, they ate candies too!? We must never have confectionary treats or else the entire Civil Rights movement was a failure and everyone who suffered and/or died did so in vain!!!

Jesus H. Christ what a stupid thing for the NAACP to get worked up over. What, has the country become truly color-blind and achieved racial equality in the last few years ... and no one told me? Is this really something they need to be wasting resources on?

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OH NO!!! ADOLPH HITLER BREATHED OXYGEN!!! SO DID DAVID DUKE!!! THEY DRANK WATER TOO!!! Heaven help us, we mustn't enjoy anything they did! Oh God, they ate candies too!? We must never have confectionary treats or else the entire Civil Rights movement was a failure and everyone who suffered and/or died did so in vain!!!

Jesus H. Christ what a stupid thing for the NAACP to get worked up over. What, has the country become truly color-blind and achieved racial equality in the last few years ... and no one told me? Is this really something they need to be wasting resources on?


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All right, I'll just join in the mockery.

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It's well known White Cholocate is superior to the other Chocolates.


NOT when combined with peanut butter.

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Oh, and

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It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it, but these are Reese's Peanutbutter Cups made with white chocolate. The pure, unadulterated horror of it is almost too much to bare...

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Have you tried them?

"pure, unadulterated horror" isn't that far off the mark.

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I don't care how it tastes; that isn't the point. It's not like Reese's is selling chopped-up pieces of african-american babies as candies. It's chocolate: Nothing more, probably less by all accounts.

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this is about the most stupid thing I ever heard.. rejecting white chocolate because some KKK dude liked it? What the hell is wrong with these people...

But let's not forget.. French banned the head scarf.. evil frogs, the land of the anti free

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Pekka, I think we've been trolled.

You can all rot in Disco Hell where you will enjoy having white chocolates jammed up your arses by demons singing "Do the Hustle!" for all eternity...

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Drose, how did you figure it out so quickly?

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Pekka, I think we've been trolled.


Posting obvious satire isn't the same thing as trolling.

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drosedars, hey, nothing goes up my butt OK? It's exit only .

And don't forget.. it is you, evil Americans that brought Disco ..

But seriously, what's wrong with the people who object white chocolate? I mean, clearly this is not an issue of racism. People who would say it is, well, they got some weird logic and should be dealth with like Darwin would suggest. I mean, these people are clearly just in for the objecting, because they passionately want to defend minorities against dominant whitey world and the KKK. They're so passionate about it, that you can't have a reasonable discussion, because they feel that they can call you racist what ever you say. So at the end, it is them who are racist really, and we should go kick their racists asses. Because they're racist!

But the bottom line.. who cares about the cracker candy. What's the point? Is there a point? And if not, then why someone wastes their time fighting this? Shouldn't they take videocameras and chase cops and see if they misbehave or something..

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Considering this is the United States we're talking about, this kind of "satire" often isn't. Oh, and btw...

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Considering this is the United States we're talking about, this kind of "satire" often isn't.




Yes, it's completely credible that the coloring of chocolate could play a significant role in racial animosity during the past couple centuries. That's a perfectly reasonable belief.

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You're at 9 lol smileys, buck-o...

 
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