11-08-2004 09:21									#1
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Having hours of fun with this site. I finally managed to beat it with Jozef Pilsudski!

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

	11-08-2004 09:59									#2
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quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 8 to pick Bill McNeal from Newsradio, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Bill McNeal from Newsradio.

Wow...good call

	11-08-2004 10:01									#3
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quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 250 to pick Pol Pot from Cambodia, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Pol Pot from Cambodia.

Yikes...2 for 2

	11-08-2004 10:09									#4
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quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 58 to pick Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

**** it...I'm going to bed...

	11-08-2004 10:27									#5
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quote: It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 70 to have chosen Will from Fresh Prince. Will from Fresh Prince was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

this is unbelievable... was posted months ago but i still cant believe it.

	11-08-2004 10:37									#6
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It was f'n with me. I was thinking of Julius Caesar, and it asked if he 'wore a toga' on the third question.

	11-08-2004 10:45									#7
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Got me on both Cromwell and Shaka Zulu.. a hell of a cross-referencing database that **** got. Going with Doug off King of Queens, i was lasting a while (over 20 questions but it finally figured him out too)

thinking of Ramses I... couple questions in, i get..

quote: Did you enslave the Israelites?

	11-08-2004 10:49									#8
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous **** it...I'm going to bed...

Heh. I tried Carlton too, and it missed it for me...told me it was some guy from Scrubs.

	11-08-2004 10:49									#9
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I stumped it with Sukarno.

	11-08-2004 10:52									#10
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indonesia! thats right.

	11-08-2004 10:52									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer this is unbelievable... was posted months ago but i still cant believe it.

Given that it's a relatively small solution set, it isn't really that impressive from a computing perspective...the tough part would be compensating for all of the bad data that is entered by people that don't really know the answers to the questions being asked. But it is interesting.

	11-08-2004 10:53									#12
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quote: It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 5 to have chosen Theodora from Byzantium. Theodora from Byzantium was a tough one, but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do. Please visit again soon.

	11-08-2004 10:55									#13
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quote: I guess that you are AJC from Profesional Baseball Player! Am I right?

For Odysseus

	11-08-2004 10:56									#14
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this is fun

	11-08-2004 10:56									#15
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Got him with doogie howser. but i think i got some questions wrong. so that wasnt too fair.

	11-08-2004 11:01									#16
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LOL

quote: I win again! You are player number 34 to have chosen Elliot Reid from Scrubs. I knew you were Elliot Reid from Scrubs from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

	11-08-2004 11:02									#17
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DAMMIT i thought 34 was low. emperor fab got 8!!!!!!

	11-08-2004 11:03									#18
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quote: I win again! You are player number 4 to have chosen Shaka Zulu from Kwazulu. I knew you were Shaka Zulu from Kwazulu from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.

I'm guessing at this point that the end message is random, since there were really no questions that would have singled out Shaka Zulu until the last two out of 15 or 20...that's too bad, it would be interesting to be able to see more of what's going on behind the scenes.

	11-08-2004 11:05									#19
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Zero:

quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 1715 to pick Doogie Houser, M.D. from Doogie Houser, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Doogie Houser, M.D. from Doogie Houser.

	11-08-2004 11:06									#20
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The first one I tried was Idi Amin

It said that 7 other people had tried that.

	11-08-2004 11:06									#21
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quote: DAMMIT i thought 34 was low. emperor fab got 8!!!!!!

i was person 2 to pick Shaka

	11-08-2004 11:06									#22
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So right now it's 1 for 2 on me.

	11-08-2004 11:07									#23
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quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 7 to pick Don't know my butt from a hole in the ground, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Don't know my butt from a hole in the ground.

	11-08-2004 11:08									#24
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im sure u guys tried hitting no all the way... its quite funny.

	11-08-2004 11:09									#25
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quote: I guess that you are Boadicea from England! Am I right?

grrr!

	11-08-2004 11:14									#26
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i stomped it but it came close... I was thinking of Muawiya, starter of the Umayyad dynasty but it guessed Abu Bekr. Close but no cigar.

	11-08-2004 11:18									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Zero im sure u guys tried hitting no all the way... its quite funny.

I did now. Stuck in some advertising for apolyton.

	11-08-2004 11:22									#28
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quote: You won this time, puny mortal! And I fail again. I guess my parents were right, I'll always be a failure. I guess it's time to start looking for a new job. But maybe you can help me so that I'll do better next time. In the form below, enter your character and a yes/no question that I can use to guess the character. For example, if you were pretending to be Gilligan from Gilligan's Island, and I guessed that you were the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, a good yes/no question would be "Are you thin?" or "Do you often break things?". Please please please try to make your question as general as possible.

i think this is the best response.

	11-08-2004 11:26									#29
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For male I did myself, and it didnt know who i was (obviously)

for female i did an ideal female and i got

quote: Well, I win this round. You are player number 5 to pick Jenna Jameson from a lot of pornos, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Jenna Jameson from a lot of pornos.

Ha!~

	11-08-2004 12:14									#30
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I tried W and I got this question!

Have you ever said, "One of these days Laura, I'm gonna punch you in the face"?



Try W, it's hilarious!!!