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Spaced Cowboy
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Dallas TX
Nov 2001 time: 23:34
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Day 5: "Doin' the kuci-koo."
No day is complete in Nuclear war without some fool building cities. In this case we have General Tacticus building the city of Colossus, Theben building the city of Jonny Got His Gun, and Jonny building the city of Kalamata.
Hmm... Everyone managed to get their orders in on time. Wow! Impressive.
For todays exciting action we turn to Whoha, who has launched a strike at Mr. Burns, whos orders were scambled by Whoha's spy. This leaves Mr. Burns with just a minty taste in his mouth.
Kuciwalker want some retribution from Smiley and sent 2 nukes in his direction. Smiley, however, had his deflector turned on and pointed right back at Kuciwalker, taking out his last city.
Cities
1. Skanky Burns - Peppermint
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - See Chaunk, See Chaunk get nuked
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - LCN1, LCN2, LCN3, LCN4, LCN5
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - Omega, Kalamata
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven
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Spaced Cowboy
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Dallas TX
Nov 2001 time: 23:34
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Day 6: "I'm a little tired this morning. Yawn!"
Spaced Cowboy opens another browser window and buys stocks of builders because even more cities were constructed today as Smiley buil the city of I'm with Kuciwalker and Jonny built the city of Theben-Proof.
I can't believe I just hit post reply just now. The rest is an edit. I sure that one of you lunatics will post....sup...before I finish the update.
Anyway, back to our story... Whoha was apparently not done with Mr. Burns and launched 2 more nukes in his direction. They were ineffective, however, as Mr. Burns was spending the afternoon in his bunker.
Everyone else was busy working on secret projects including VJ, who did not send in orders for this turn, but had default orders which were executed.
Cities
1. Skanky Burns - Peppermint
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - See Chaunk, See Chaunk get nuked, I'm with Kuciwalker
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - LCN1, LCN2, LCN3, LCN4, LCN5
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - Omega, Kalamata, Theben-Proof
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven
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Spaced Cowboy
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Dallas TX
Nov 2001 time: 23:34
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Day 7: "Two Blind Mice..., see how they are wiped off the face of the planet!"
Looks like somebody finally got the hint as no cities were built this round. And somebody actually fired some missles at somebody else.
To start off the day, Whoha continued his agressive moves towards Mr. Burns and pushed the button to send two more nukes in Mr. Burns direction. Unfortunately nothing happened as one of skanky's spies "came out of the closet" and was captured.
Whoha, I'm afraid was not as fortunate. Mr. Burns decided that he's had enough and launched a 4 nuke strike at Whoha. They were joined in mid air with another 4 nukes from Sparrowhawk. The 8 total nukes were enough to completely take down Whoha.
In a totally unrelated event, VJ graced us with his presence and actually sent in orders for this turn (negating the loss of a potential city for one more turn of absence). He apparently has issues with graphical representations of the old computer shorthands, or sometimes called emoticons as he blasted to dust with his stockpile.
The rest of the maniacs were busy with their so-called secret projects. Why they bother telling me is beyond my comprehension. Puff-puff, did I ever tell you about the time that Doc defleted to his own stockpile....
(cool, I didn't hit send in the middle of typing this).
Cities
1. Skanky Burns - Peppermint
2. General Tacticus - Delta Serpentis, Epsilon Pegasi, Gamma Draconis, Capella, Colossus
3. DrSpike - Jamski chainsawed to death, Jamski bludgeoned with a hammer, Jamski pwn3d me, Death to Jamski by paper cuts, Jamski is my new roomie
4. Smiley - WASTED
5. Kuciwalker - WASTED
6. Whoha - WASTED
7. Loinburger - WASTED
8. Hercules - WASTED
9. Theben - Death to Johnny, I Will Kill Johnny, Johnny is Radioactive Glow Worm Food, Jonny Will Die Regardless, Jonny Got His Gun
10. VJ - Spamville D.C., Smiley, Your momma, Newbieville, Angel
11. Jonny - Omega, Kalamata, Theben-Proof
12. Sparrowhawk - Sparrow, Hawk, Falcon, Eagle, Raven
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