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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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No event where there's a source of power other than the athlete's body should be considered a sport.


Archery?

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Unless there's a motorised bowstring, archery doesn't fail on that count.

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Riflery?

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Shooting events fail, yes.

So do downhill skiing events.

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I think we should have the human-powered flying event. Shortest time over 1 km.

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No event where there's a source of power other than the athlete's body should be considered a sport.


What about tennis? Even if you don't swing, the ball may hit the racket and bounce over the net. The source of power being those strings.

And, of course, luge and bobsled would not be considered a sport by you then?

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Shooting events fail, yes.

So do downhill skiing events.

You mean you'd can all olymic events where competitors are propelled by gravity. That's surreal.

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No event where there's a source of power other than the athlete's body should be considered a sport.


What about tennis? Even if you don't swing, the ball may hit the racket and bounce over the net. The source of power being those strings


The source of power is you. Unless you have a battery powered racket you get out what you put in. Conservation of energy.

And yes, bobsled and luge would have to go.

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anything where strength not skill completely defines the competition

like weight lifting

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Shooting events fail, yes.

So do downhill skiing events.


You have to maneuver yourself. Downhill skiing recquires a significant degree of athleticism.

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You mean you'd can all olymic events where competitors are propelled by gravity. That's surreal.


I would. If there was enough protest I would add a codicil about gravity being an exempted source of energy, but I'd prefer to keep everything completely human powered.

Another rule is that any sport based on judges would be banned.

This gets rid of all the gymnastics and figure skating events, but not wrestling or boxing, IMO.

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You have to maneuver yourself. Downhill skiing recquires a significant degree of athleticism.


No doubt. But they still fail the entrance requirements for my Olympics.

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Yes, In YOUR opinion. Boxing is a majority of the time based on judges. Knockouts aren't an every fight occurance.

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The source of power is you. Unless you have a battery powered racket you get out what you put in. Conservation of energy.


Not if you don't swing and the ball hits your racket and bounces back.

You have a ridiculous notion of what should be a 'sport'.

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His is generally good, but fails on some accounts.

I'd definately keep riflery, because the olympic sports are supposed to be martial.

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Same here Ben. I wonder if you put these people on a horse. I'd imagine they'd sing a different tune, even if it was just a 1 hour trail ride.


Very true.

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Yep, so give it to the animal who is in charge, ie, the rider.


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How about this?

Any sport that Krazyhorse can do, ought not to be considered a sport.

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Not if you don't swing and the ball hits your racket and bounces back.


Then the energy cam from your opponent. Unless he's a robot, this is a red herring.

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You have a ridiculous notion of what should be a 'sport'.


Too bad. I think it's ridiculous that any event based on controlling an external source of energy should be considered a sport.

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His is generally good, but fails on some accounts.

I'd definately keep riflery, because the olympic sports are supposed to be martial.


That's why archery is still in there.

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How about this?

Any sport that Krazyhorse can do, ought not to be considered a sport.


If it's sports that I can do better than you then this disqualifies 90% of what's in the Olympics right now.

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His is generally good, but fails on some accounts.


No, it fails on a lot of accounts. Equestrian is a sport, as is bobsled, luge, gymnastics, etc. Sport is a competition based on skill or strength requiring physical excertion. All fit. Perhaps Curling would fall short of the definition, but the rest? They can stay. Equestrian, for one, requires a HELL of a lot more physical excertion than Archery.

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Then the energy cam from your opponent.


Yes, a source of power other than THE athlete's body... it comes from the other athlete's body and thus is an external source of power.

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His is generally good, but fails on some accounts.


No, it fails on a lot of accounts. Equestrian is a sport,


Not even close.

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as is bobsled, luge


Better, but still questionable.

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gymnastics, etc.


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Not even close.


More than close. No question that it is a sport. Only those ignorant about it would claim that it isn't.

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Then the energy cam from your opponent.


Yes, a source of power other than THE athlete's body... it comes from the other athlete's body and thus is an external source of power.


If you misinterpreted my posts to take them to mean that an athlete may not use his opponent's energy against him then I apologise for the confusion. If you understood my meaning that I am against sports based on nonhuman power sources and are simply trying to confuse the issue then stop being a dork.

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Further:

Sport:

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Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sport

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If it's sports that I can do better than you then this disqualifies 90% of what's in the Olympics right now




Doubtful, that is, very doubtful.

What is your favourite sport to do, not to watch, Krazyhorse?

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gymnastics is fairly sportish (in parts)

they are suppose to do things that take skill ans strength, and when they fail they get points deducted

it is the judging that is lacking (and the occasional artistic requirements, which are not sport)

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I am against sports based on nonhuman power sources


It is absolutely silly to consider a SPORT (as you have said it to be) to have some nonhuman power sources affecting it to not be sports.

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So a cross country ski course where the finish line is at a slightly lower elevation than the start wouldn't qualify but one where they are at the same elevation would (ie there'd be a bit of gravity in the first one)? That's just stupid.

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Not even close.


More than close. No question that it is a sport. Only those ignorant about it would claim that it isn't.


Only those ignorant about the nature of sports would claim that it is.

See how easy it is to make assertions?

 
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