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Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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What as? An anchor?

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didin't read the whole thread but i think speed walking(or whatever it is called), fencing(i expected it to be much more than 3 seconds per point), anything involving horses and sailing are fairly riidculous.

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I can't believe that this noble and ancient sport hasn't been included yet. It's a scandal, actually;
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So let's go back to Krazy's Krazy sports definition. How the hell is Bowling a sport but Slalom isn't?

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The english language is, for some reason, quite impaired when it comes to the definition of what's a sport.

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I think it's time to chuck the old Greek model of Olympic competition and go with the Roman model of sportsmanship: gladiatorial competition.

The US baseball team didn't even make it to the Olympics. What's up with that?

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I think it's time to chuck the old Greek model of Olympic competition and go with the Roman model of sportsmanship: gladiatorial competition.

In fact, the old greek model wasn't that far from that. Boxing matches lasted until one gave up, went unconsious or died for example...

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Yeah, but how about fencing with real blades, chariot racing with spiked spokes, man-to-man javelin throw, live target archery, and lion wrestling? This is just a short list of exciting old fashioned Roman gladiatorial sports that would bring fesh air to the stale Olympic venue.

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Yeah, but how about fencing with real blades, chariot racing with spiked spokes, man-to-man javelin throw, live target archery, and lion wrestling? This is just a short list of exciting old fashioned Roman gladiatorial sports that would bring fesh air to the stale Olympic venue.


Are you suggesting that cruelty towards animals should be part of the olympics??!!

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Well, perhaps there's a more 'innovative' way to use all those greeks that gets caught for using prohibited substances....

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Are you suggesting that cruelty towards animals should be part of the olympics??!!

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Provided that the human isn't allowed to use a knive, gun, spear, club or any other weapon I don't think that the lion would feel that such a contest would be cruel at all. In fact, I imagine that most healthy adult lions would relish the chance to engage a human in personal combat.

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Most ridiculous sport: 50m running.

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I think it's time to chuck the old Greek model of Olympic competition and go with the Roman model of sportsmanship: gladiatorial competition.

The US baseball team didn't even make it to the Olympics. What's up with that?


Performance enhancing drugs or recreational drugs probably ruled every player in the US.

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I saw wheelchair racing on TV last night. What's up with that? It's not the time for Special Olympics, yet.

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I vote for women's 3 meter springboard muff diving to become a demonstration sport in the next olympics.

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Invading countries surely ought to be included.

We already have an experienced host too

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Invading countries surely ought to be included.


You mean having Risk! as an Olympic event?

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Invading countries surely ought to be included


Wooo! US gets the gold in that one too

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blowing cigarette smoke rings would be a good sport for Greece

 
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