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Agathon is offline Agathon
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Leave it to the Kiwi to relate languages to sheep-****ing..


I know... Even though Australia is 500 miles away, we can still hear them at it.

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But really the worst language is west-flemish.


I can never understand a flippin' word they are saying..

Where you from Trajanus?

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I was watching NBC news, and they had some Pakistani guy speaking English, yet they still ran the closed captioning at the bottom of the screen. What's up with that? Yes I know, they tend to do that if the accents are thick and hard to understand. But his wasn't too bad. It just seems funny to run english translation when the guy is speaking english.

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arabic sounds alright. What's wrong with you guys?

It especially sounds great coming from a naked muslim woman


You are playing with fire here, Diss. This may be extremely offensive to muslims. I just remember a 29 y.o. male prisoner of that infamous Baghdad prison saying in an interview that, before those events, he had never seen anyone naked, and no one had ever seen him naked. That must really be something.

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, he had never seen anyone naked, and no one had ever seen him naked.


Well, maybe they should do so more often, maybe then they wouldn't be insulted as quickly

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You are playing with fire here, Diss. This may be extremely offensive to muslims. I just remember a 29 y.o. male prisoner of that infamous Baghdad prison saying in an interview that, before those events, he had never seen anyone naked, and no one had ever seen him naked. That must really be something.


what are they going to do? kill me?

how can they not see anyone naked? Do they not have showers there? What about married couples? Surely the guys get to see their wives naked then? What's the point of getting married if you can't see your wife naked?

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and don't forget he has been seen naked. when he was born. That must really piss the muslims off

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To a native Chinese speaker, English speakers sound like they're barking. It's annoying to Chinese speakers

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why do we sound like we are barking?

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What's the point of getting married if you can't see your wife naked?




If I had a sig, this would go right in there.

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Because Chinese people always have dogs (and how to eat them) on the brain...

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To a native Chinese speaker, English speakers sound like they're barking. It's annoying to Chinese speakers


Strange, most of the foreigners I've met in China say the same thing about Chinese. They usually cite the monosyllablism and that the tones usually make statements less melodic. I suppose its the difference between the languages and what you've been brought up with.

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, he had never seen anyone naked, and no one had ever seen him naked.


Well, maybe they should do so more often, maybe then they wouldn't be insulted as quickly


Yeah, right.

That experience in prison must be regarded as teaching them the Western culture of nakedness by means of a shock therapy.

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what are they going to do? kill me?


Don't worry, Diss. They don't know where you live.

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how can they not see anyone naked? Do they not have showers there?


Yeah, I find this really strange, especially for a 3rd world country, where the level of privacy should inevitably be lower.

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What about married couples? Surely the guys get to see their wives naked then? What's the point of getting married if you can't see your wife naked?


Well, it's perfectly possible to have sex without seeing each other naked.

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OK, sorry for this little threadjack. I am back on topic by saying that French is undoubtfully the most beautiful language.

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in any case my point is even ugly languages sound good when an attractive woman is speaking it

I was flying Dutch airlines (KLA I believe) for emergency leave. And the stewardess was speaking in Dutch. And she was hot. And I wanted to bang her. And even though the language sounded harsh, it sounded great coming from her mouth. Although keep in mind I just got off a ship with no women on it after being at sea several months. And she was the first real woman I saw (the women in Kuwait city airport don't do much for me- you can't see them )

So I'd imagine I'd feel the same way about a muslim woman- if only they were allowed to diplay their buauty.

But I voted Vietnamese. Even the good looking women speaking that language don't do much for me.

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Anyone who speaks English without an American/English accent usually sound like crap

I work with Brazlians, Mexicans, and Russians at my restaurant...its completely true.

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Hmm, but they shouldn't count, should they.

You have a point with regards to Aussies though.

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Strange, most of the foreigners I've met in China say the same thing about Chinese. They usually cite the monosyllablism and that the tones usually make statements less melodic.


You are out of your mind. Having varying tones makes Chinese one of the most music-like languages in the world. Ever read a Chinese poem - in Chinese, that is?

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I agree with Molly, Welsh should be in.

I think it sounds like the noises one might make while pleasuring a sheep. Perhaps a clue to its origin in Wales.



But I thought sheep rooters was the third official language of New Zealand- given the huge disparity between the human and sheep population in those funny islands, and the lack of extra mural (should that be extra ovine?) activities.

Don't they have special (c)rammers classes in it?

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You are out of your mind. Having varying tones makes Chinese one of the most music-like languages in the world. Ever read a Chinese poem - in Chinese, that is?


While Chinese poetry is very much an exception, casual conversation doesn't have the same concern for tone placement (word choice). Having tones in a language doesn't necessarily make it musical. In fact, many Chinese language singers pay little attention to tones to make the words fit their songs better.

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Hmm, but they shouldn't count, should they.

You have a point with regards to Aussies though.


Well yeah...what do they think they are, English/American?

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Anyone who speaks English without an American/English accent usually sound like crap

I work with Brazlians, Mexicans, and Russians at my restaurant...its completely true.


As most of the English speakers are not native speakers English is wierd

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Defently other: Danish (I've lived with this language all my life, so I know)

Danish isn't a language, it's a disease.

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On the subject of Chinese, why is it that all Chinese women seem to speak at painfully pitches?

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Really French is the only nice sounding language although Spanish isn't too bad.


Pah! Surrender-monkey Jibber has never sounded good.


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Anyway, Portuguese is the worst sounding language ever, at least Brazillian Portuguese is... ever seen City of God? it's like Geese arguing or something.... or like how the Aliens in Mars Attacks speak,

'ACK ACK ACK ACKACK!!!'

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I guess these deserve to be in the poll as well:

Thai
Portuguese
Somali
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Assembler with all it's MOV and JMP and AX sounds wierd...

 
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