03-09-2004 10:45									#121
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quote: Originally posted by Flubber Why-- whats wrong with a physically capable woman that can kick the ass of people that bother her?

Yup, awesome sight to behold.

Unless you are on the receiving end.

	03-09-2004 10:49									#122
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quote: At least I can get consensual sex. Often. You heard me. It's possible, believe it or not.

You need to tell this to AH?

Have you never seen his brood?

	03-09-2004 10:52									#123
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quote: Originally posted by Asher At least I can get consensual sex. Often. You heard me. It's possible, believe it or not.

No shortage of dirty old men in Canada.

	03-09-2004 10:54									#124
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi You need to tell this to AH? Have you never seen his brood?

He's Catholic, so he never uses birth control.

Every kid means he's had sex once.

When you're as old as him, thast's sad.

quote: No shortage of dirty old men in Canada.

Indeed. It's surprising how many married Catholic men hit on me.

Even if they're far away, in another country.

	03-09-2004 10:55									#125
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that kitten trolls better than you

	03-09-2004 10:58									#126
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I don't need to troll, you keep coming back, for reasons mentioned in my previous post.

	03-09-2004 11:01									#127
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Because you're a girl?

	03-09-2004 11:05									#129
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It was even more fun when he would go into meltdown if you criticised micro$oft.

	03-09-2004 11:06									#130
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quote: Every kid means he's had sex once.

Obviously a stud.

No wonder you're jealous because you can never hope to match his virility.

quote: When you're as old as him, thast's sad.

Indeed. Jealous of an old man.

quote: Indeed. It's surprising how many married Catholic men hit on me. Even if they're far away, in another country.

Why don't they approach you?

	03-09-2004 11:07									#131
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quote: It was even more fun when he would go into meltdown if you criticised micro$oft.

Yeah, I miss those days...

	03-09-2004 11:09									#132
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Obviously a stud. No wonder you're jealous because you can never hope to match his virility.

Why not?

For all you know I've already fathered 15 kids through sperm donations.

quote: Indeed. Jealous of an old man.

Jealous of a circumcized catholic old government employee from Australia with a nagging wife and annoying kids? That's a new one.

quote: Why don't they approach you?

They do. All too often.

It happened again at the CN Tower today. Creepy old guy took my picture without asking me.

	03-09-2004 11:12									#133
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I do enjoy his new tactic of transferring his own insecurity and sadness onto others by creating fictional millstones for them to carry, though. Very humorous.

	03-09-2004 11:17									#134
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quote: For all you know I've already fathered 15 kids through sperm donations.

I didn't know they carried those magazines.

quote: Jealous of a circumcized Catholic old government employee from Australia with a nagging wife and annoying kids?

Now that I didn't anticipate. What's the story?

quote: It happened again at the CN Tower today. Creepy old guy took my picture without asking me.

But no autograph? You must be slipping.

	03-09-2004 11:20									#135
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I do enjoy his new tactic of transferring his own insecurity and sadness onto others by creating fictional millstones for them to carry, though. Very humorous.

Insecure? --> I am a cocky bastard; I'm not insecure, I'm an egomaniac

Sadness? --> Making great money, getting great experience, living with a very successful LTR partner, have lots of friends.

Fictional Millstones --> Hypocrisy coming from you.

	03-09-2004 11:22									#136
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I do enjoy his new tactic of transferring his own insecurity and sadness onto others by creating fictional millstones for them to carry, though. Very humorous.

Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

	03-09-2004 11:23									#137
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

You're an old married man, working as a public servant. Your life cannot possibly be interesting, by any stretch of the imagination.

	03-09-2004 11:24									#138
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

True enough.

	03-09-2004 11:26									#139
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Jealousy will get you boys nowhere.

	03-09-2004 11:29									#140
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You don't need to maintain this facade with us, Dave. We can see you for what you are and we can see that you are hurting...

	03-09-2004 11:30									#141
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If you could only see the stupid smirk on my face right now.

I assure you, it's quite a killer smile.

	03-09-2004 11:35									#142
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You have to want help before others can help you. Maybe Ben and I can pray for you, to help you find your way...

	03-09-2004 11:37									#143
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 Hot or not 94: the monolith edition. First time in, like, a year. only it's one of those we haven't called it a date so I don't know if it's really a date or not dates. I hate those. But it is just the two of us, and it is us both agreeing that it'd be cool for us to see more of eachother. Plus, she's wicked hot. The constellations might be aligning.

Dude...you really NEED to get on AIM...we have so much to talk about.

	03-09-2004 11:42									#144
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The trouble is so much of Asher's talk about his intimate life seems to revolve around creepy old men hitting on him.

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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse The trouble is so much of your talk about your intimate life seems to revolve around creepy old men hitting on you.

It's a fact of life when you're as sexy as I am.

I don't even talk about the creepy teenage girls that hit on me. God, they're annoying.

Especially the ****ing perky girl at the coffee shop in the morning who tries to impress me by having my order ready well before I even say what I want.

Oh, life is tough.

	03-09-2004 12:52									#146
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Hands up those who believe people who boast about their sex life?

	03-09-2004 13:02									#147
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Sometimes its true. Why not.

LIke this one time, at this programming class, about how to calculate the effeciency of the code and how much time it takes, and then how to make it more efficient and faster and better.. well anyway, this super hot chick was looking at me, from outside through the window.. she flashed me, showed her DD sized boobies, natural, and then she would say to me 'come here!' and I did, even though my professor was looking at me like 'Pekka don't go, I'm not finished yet..' but I did go, because I was crazy like that. Then I went outside, and the girl was there, and she said she found me so hot with all the puters inside, a man amongst boys, she touched my hair and asked if it was natural, meaning if I used any products, which I don't, because my hair is just so good natural, so I grabbed her boobs and asked her, are these real, right? So she said of course, and grab the other one too if you want to... So I did.. I tried to like milk them and ****, but they wouldn't, and she liked it. So we went to my place, and I had to go pee, and she was waiting me in the livingroom/bedroom/kitchen/study because I have like only one real room, well she was naked with her model type of body, not heroin model, but like sexy model with DD cups, and she had this sexy lingerie, which I tore up with using only one finger, because I'm powerful like that. She had an orgasm right there, and I said I haven't even began yet, and then I noticed I'm all out of butter, and I said 'GO BUY MY BUTTER SLAVE!', which she did, and she had another orgasm because she really liked that. And the rest is history.

So you know.. wild things can happen even though you boast about it. This did happen.

	03-09-2004 15:41									#149
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Pekka I love you