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Guynemer
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That settles it. Ben is the Mafia!
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Sheep
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The Hand of Sheep, the Hand of Death
Mar 2002 time: 15:23
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The First Deaths
Late iun the night there are ear piercing screams coming from the direction of the river. However the villages think nothing of them as many ear piercing screams are heard in Mafiaville. Therefore it was up to Dr. Spike and Ben Kenobi to find the dead bodies early in the morning.
First dead was the mysterious shaman DARKCLOUD. His brain was cut in half and the front was apparently missing. Nearby lay a spork and the Chieftan ascertained that the fork part was for digging while the spoon part was for scooping. However he still missed the main question. Where had my beer gone? No wait make that read, Where is Darkcloud's brain?
Meanwhile during the discovery of the first body, Benm Kenobi found the mangled corpse of NUCLEAR MASTER. A baseball bat lay nearby. It seems that the bat had been inserted into Nuclear's rectum. The face of the Master was controted into a mix of pleasure and pain as his last moments must of been. Chief Sheep looked at the corpse and murmed 'Man there are some weird sickos living here, perhaps I should move!'
Here is the intresting facts however. One Darkcloud, being the shaman was also the doctor and thus responsible for frontal lobotomies such as his. However it is unlikely that he would of practiced on himself.
Meanwhile Nuclear Master is not a homosexual neither is anyone else in the village as far as the Chief new. So who could think of such an act to be played out on a fellow villager?
The questions are yours to answer!
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY 19TH SEPTEMBER @ 12 NOON GMT!
Last edited by Sheep on 16-09-2004 at 19:06
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