27-09-2004 00:23									#1
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A new, brand new guest appeared today...
The Turtle!

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	27-09-2004 00:25									#2
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Looks like a tortoise to me.

	27-09-2004 00:29									#3
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It's a new star...
A sky turtle!
(tortoise, in my language there's no distinction)

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	27-09-2004 00:31									#4
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However, the frogs are enraged! The tortoises must fight for their right to exist!

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	27-09-2004 00:32									#5
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Could the young tortoise nation be overhelmed by the mighty frogs?

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	27-09-2004 00:33									#6
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When I was in the second ID in Korea "turtles" is what we ourselfs.
A tour of Korea was bout a year long.
Your arrival and departure in country took place a the "turtle farm".

Incountry in the building on the left and out going in the building on the right.
The joke is that it took a year to git from the inbuilding to the outbuilding and they are only across the street from each other.
As slow as a turtle.

	27-09-2004 00:43									#7
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Have you been tripping on acid Heresson?

	27-09-2004 00:46									#8
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Draw a turtle, brother!
Or a frog!

	27-09-2004 00:46									#9
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quote: Have you been tripping on acid Heresson?

Licking frogs?

	27-09-2004 00:47									#10
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mmm

	27-09-2004 00:54									#11
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It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer does missionary work and ends up licking frogs...

	27-09-2004 00:56									#12
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Hey! DRAW A FROG!
sorry,
DRAW A TORTOISE

	27-09-2004 01:06									#13
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Unfortunately I cannot draw...I never got past stickmen at primary school So they just threw science textbooks at me instead and this is the result

	27-09-2004 03:44									#14
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Everyone can draw! It's easy! Try it!

	27-09-2004 04:43									#16
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THEIF

	27-09-2004 04:44									#17
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?

	27-09-2004 06:11									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Heresson However, the frogs are enraged! The tortoises must fight for their right to exist!

Enraged? I think you mean enamoured.

	27-09-2004 06:11									#19
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Your image is stolen from Technodrome.

	27-09-2004 06:15									#20
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Let's hope John Cornyn doesn't see this thread.

	27-09-2004 06:42									#21
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo quote: Originally posted by Heresson However, the frogs are enraged! The tortoises must fight for their right to exist! Enraged? I think you mean enamoured.

You've been having too much tentacle sex recently

I'm not sure if I understand some of the comments on this page


All the images are mine, and only mine, production

	27-09-2004 06:48									#22
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Mmm, frog-turtle bestiality.

Heresson, your sense of humour is too campy/kitschy to be appreciated by the general Apolyton audience (including yours truly).

	27-09-2004 06:54									#23
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What does "campu/kitschy" mean?

Mine taste of humour is the beast

Share it!

or I'll draw a kittie

	28-09-2004 01:56									#24
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MAKE TURTLE DRAWINGS TOO
YOU BUNCH OF TORTOISE - HATERS!

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	28-09-2004 03:58									#25
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I see -- when I deleted a previous image, it won't let me reenter a different image in the editted post.

	28-09-2004 04:01									#26
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Hey, I can draw a racoon, if You like...
A gay raccoon even...

Mr Fun, try again! I want to see your art! I'm sure it'll be great!

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	28-09-2004 06:08									#27
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camp² n.
1. An affectation or appreciation of manners and tastes commonly thought to be artificial, vulgar, or banal.
2. Banality, vulgarity, or artificiality when deliberately affected or when appreciated for its humor: “Camp is popularity plus vulgarity plus innocence” (Indra Jahalani).

adj.
Having deliberately artificial, vulgar, banal, or affectedly humorous qualities or style

kitsch n.
1. Sentimentality or vulgar, often pretentious bad taste, especially in the arts: “When money tries to buy beauty it tends to purchase a kind of courteous kitsch” (William H. Gass).
2. An example or examples of kitsch.

adj.
Of, being, or characterized by kitsch: “The kitsch kitchen... has aqua-and-white gingham curtains and rubber duck-yellow walls painted in a fried-egg motif” (Suzanne Cassidy).

	28-09-2004 06:33									#28
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Oh, my works aren't kistch... the campy part sounds better.
They are supposed to bring smile on your faces!
But do I get proper respect for my attepts of keeping You happy?
Nooooo

	28-09-2004 06:40									#29
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Don't make me email you Ode to Workers as sung by the New York City Labor Chorus to the tune of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony.