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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
King
Portland, OR
Aug 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Whaleboy
I was thinking along the lines of vulva, but hey whatever floats your boat .


My boat is decidedly grounded. *puke*

Japher is offline Japher
Prince
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Jun 2002
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How's Portland Boris? Start a thread, or point my blind ass to the thread.

Asher is offline Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
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quote:
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My boat is decidedly grounded. *puke*

The Portland Gay Scene isn't too happening eh?

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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The Portland Gay Scene isn't too happening eh?


My statement was clearly in reference to clitorises..clitorisi?

Japher: It's great, having fun, which is why I ain't been around.

Oncle Boris is offline Oncle Boris
Prince
Once in a brown moon
Aug 2001
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OZone- Dragostea din tei

OzzyKP is offline OzzyKP
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Oct 1999
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Well assuming we mean a more innocent makeout with a nice girl/guy not leading to more serious stuff yet, then I'd nominate Closer by Nine Inch Nails.

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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Closer is the ultimate song. What more could you ask for? Supposedly the song isn't about ****ing, but I don't care.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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The theme song of Delta Force the movie starring Chuck Norris

Japher is offline Japher
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Japher: It's great, having fun, which is why I ain't been around.


Good... hope to see less of ya

Dis is offline Dis
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how about that marylin manson song: white trash get down on your knees.

that's a good song. oh wait. we're talking about bad make-out songs. sorry.

The Mad Monk is offline The Mad Monk
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of Ice Cream
Mar 2000
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Anything involving Barney.

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by OzzyKP
Well assuming we mean a more innocent makeout with a nice girl/guy not leading to more serious stuff yet, then I'd nominate Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
I was going to suggest that. However, there is a version of Closer by Richard Cheese (Jazz parody type thing) which might work in a cheeky kind of way.

Also, The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang probably wouldn't go down too well.

Tingkai is offline Tingkai
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To find the Northwest Passage
Aug 2001
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It was a month after the love of my life (I was only 15 at the time) broke up with me, you could say I was going rather off the rails at that point in my life.


You do realise that using your hands don't count for losing your viginity.

Tripledoc is offline Tripledoc
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Jan 2003
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Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot

(Chorus)

A day or two ago, the story I must tell
I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly drove away

(Chorus)

Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead

(Chorus)

Well, maybe it is not so inappropriate after all.

TheStinger is offline TheStinger
Warlord
International crime fighting playboy
Apr 2002
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Smiths
Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
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Jun 1999
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I thought listening to the Stone Roses album would be a good idea until a track called 'Going Down' came on at an amusing moment

'Ring a ding ding ding, Im going down' was the lyric in question

Whaleboy is offline Whaleboy
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You do realise that using your hands don't count for losing your viginity.


House party, slim and attractive, slightly drunk, three girls to every guy, friends mothers bedroom, didn't get her number.

Beatles Sgt Pepper = Bad
Led Zeppelin IV =

Evil Knevil is offline Evil Knevil
Prince
St Andrews, Scotland.
Dec 1999
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The Fa-la-lah song. EU2 people know what I'm talking about

Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
Prince

Jun 1999
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The Fa-la-lah song. EU2 people know what I'm talking about


rotflmao

Zulu Elephant is offline Zulu Elephant
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A few years ago I was going out with a girl with a nut allergy. The first time I kissed her, I'd been eating a snickers bar and she had to go off and give herself an injection.

Not really an ego boost. Kiss a girl, then she has to go and medicate herself to stop herself dying

Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Hahahaha sorry Zulu, unfortunate but funny as hell

Grrr is offline Grrr
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Dec 2000
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quote:
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A few years ago I was going out with a girl with a nut allergy. The first time I kissed her, I'd been eating a snickers bar and she had to go off and give herself an injection.

Not really an ego boost. Kiss a girl, then she has to go and medicate herself to stop herself dying


Hey, at least you haven't passed out on a girl while hugging her cause you are allergic to her makeup .

Flip McWho is offline Flip McWho
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May 2002
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Nasty.

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
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  Old Post 07-10-2004 15:39
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Yakkety Sax


That suggestion caused me to inadvetantly spit some coffee over my keyboard. Brilliant.

I must try it out. Any other "Benny Hill" fans around?

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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fa la lah song? startup classical one?

MikeH is offline MikeH
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Ming on rakastajani
May 1999
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Any gabba.

Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Bologna
Aug 2002
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Any suggestion about proper music for a "meeting" with a 2 meters tall guy?


Oh and university is a great place to live and do stuff

Gibsie is offline Gibsie
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Jan 1970
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Chas 'n' Dave

MikeH is offline MikeH
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Chas'n'Dave vs Dizzee Rascal

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No way am I downloading that.

 
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