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pretty much every album I own

death metal just doesn't really set the mood.
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I had sex to Beethoven's 8th once. Horrendously bad idea.
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For someone who lost his virginity to Limp Bizkit's "Rolling", I really should have more to say on this thread, but alas it's late and I have an appointment with a psychologist tomorrow

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quote:
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I had sex to Beethoven's 8th once. Horrendously bad idea.


why? classical seems like it would be good music. I'm not familiar with beethoven's 8th, but it all sounds the same anyways

and is gay sex really sex?
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For someone who lost his virginity to Limp Bizkit's "Rolling", I really should have more to say on this thread, but alas it's late and I have an appointment with a psychologist tomorrow


that song sucks

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Tell me about it . That was a rather regrettable evening.
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quote:
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Tell me about it . That was a rather regrettable evening.


losing your viriginity was regrettable? Are you sure you did it right?

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How about just weird stuff that was on?

I have made out etc. to:

"I'm a Red-Neck Woman" (don't ever date one of those...big mistake)
Irish Bagpipe Music
World Poker Tour
The Iron Chef...twice
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losing your viriginity was regrettable? Are you sure you did it right?


It was a month after the love of my life (I was only 15 at the time) broke up with me, you could say I was going rather off the rails at that point in my life.
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as for me. I don't have enough sexual experience to answer this question.

but for me. classical seems like a good choice. I don't see what's wrong with that.
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Depends on the type of sex... for a slow, romantic evening, classical piano or guitar is perfect. Soft / accoustic blues is also good, but can get emo. For something dramatic, go symphonic or symphonic metal for something harder. Opera is also good (personal favourite is Mozarts Marriage of Figaro suite). For something intense, you can't beat industrial rock. Marylin Manson provides nicely, Tainted Love and "This is the new ****".
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(those are good choies by the way.... mix and match to screw it up ).
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as for me. I don't have enough sexual experience to answer this question.

but for me. classical seems like a good choice. I don't see what's wrong with that.


Not all classical is the same. Sex to a romantic adagio isn't the same as sex to Beethoven. "Sturm und drang" isn't conducive to sex, despite its tendency to make one more energetic.
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Poland = the clitoris
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I was thinking along the lines of vulva, but hey whatever floats your boat .
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Now i shall be quiet....

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The current craze (at least this past spring and summer) was Maroon 5.
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For someone who lost his virginity to Limp Bizkit's "Rolling"

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The current craze (at least this past spring and summer) was Maroon 5.

That's great music to make out too.

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That's cause they don't have a song that isn't about sex
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That's cause they don't have a song that isn't about sex

They have a few.

Plus the funky beats and smooth melodies are ideal for that kind of thing.

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O Fortuna.

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We're talking music, not partners


Monty Python Soundtracks (sit on my face, I'm a lumberjack, every sperm is sacred)
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The "Honorable Medals Will Shine" song.
 
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