29-10-2004 21:45									#1
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So, I was idly surfing around Poly and masturbating, when I happened upon a very peculiar forum which revealed a horrible secret. Think that Apolyton was found in 1998? Think again! In fact, Apolyton's been in existence for 100 years before that! It turns out that MarkG and DanQ are a part of a mystical Masonic conspiracy that goes way back, and it in fact was their fathers who first found this site, as a means for their Masonic order to keep in touch. "But how did they do it without computers?" you ask?

...

...

Well, anyhow, the Masonic conspiracy site also had an "Off Topic" forum for the members to discuss burning issues and fads of the day. I no longer remember all that I saw when seeing it, for suddenly five fierce Apache warriors jumped through my window and I had to fight them with nothing but my humongous penis, and while I was struggling, a small and particularily foul-smelling Apache managed to remove my cookies and wipe my site history clean, so when I had bested them all, the site was already gone and I no longer can remember much about it.

However, I managed to get this one screenshot that I had securely saved in a folder with an arcane name 'Pornography' that I was sure no-one, even the devious Apaches, would ever touch. So, here it is - Apolyton as it was exactly 100 years ago! Though the forum interface is rather primitive, lacking polls and all that, you can see that even then the members were hot on the pulse of the world, with wit and wisdom aplenty for all around. Still, I don't believe those golden times could ever come back, the way they were then. Sigh...

NO, Vomiting Eagle! YOU and your braves attacked me, and YOU will wait shackled up and in the nude until Simeoni shows up! And THEN you'll struggle and scream.

Last edited by Stefu on 29-10-2004 at 23:39

	29-10-2004 21:47									#2
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am I "Savington"?

if so, I'm flattered to be a part of your comic genius!

	29-10-2004 21:50									#3
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You forgot the Park Avenue thread "Negros: Do they have to much freedom?"

	29-10-2004 21:53									#5
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"Why Do The Ungrateful Phillipinos Hates Our Gallant Soldiers?"

-Arrian

	29-10-2004 21:54									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Japher You forgot the Park Avenue thread "Negros: Do they have to much freedom?"

Or a Jefferson Davis (Albert Speer) thread about how drinking and holding hands are leading to the ruination of our country.

	29-10-2004 21:54									#7
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Why's "rah" still "rah?"

	29-10-2004 21:56									#8
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rah predates all...

Subject Tass: "Mormon's: god's gift to earth?"

	29-10-2004 21:56									#9
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Edward: Republican Fiends Forcing Darwinism in Our Christian Schools.

	29-10-2004 21:57									#10
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Because I couldn't invent any kind of a good 'new' nick for him. The same reason Asher and ixnay are still who they are.

	29-10-2004 21:59									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Because I couldn't invent any kind of a good 'new' nick for him. The same reason Asher and ixnay are still who they are.

Johnathon T.
Nought
huzzah!
Cinderfellah

	29-10-2004 22:02									#14
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Lone-star: Who would best the other in a Duel, The Morlocks or the Martians?

	29-10-2004 22:03									#15
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quote: Johnathon T. Nought huzzah! Cinderfellah

Might be too obscure - I wanted to keep instant recognizability. I pondered on making ixnay 'Nada', but decided against it. Also, I considered making John T's nick to 'John Thornton', but I couldn't remember if it was really his last name.

	29-10-2004 22:06									#16
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No. Quite close, though.

	29-10-2004 22:08									#17
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"Photographs of famous women, I'd take as my wife in holy matrimony."



Best part of the satire is that there's some truth in that.

	29-10-2004 22:14									#19
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MrAmusement: The Fullfilling Nature of a Bachelor Life

	29-10-2004 22:15									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Asher

Glonk

	29-10-2004 22:17									#21
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Blast and tarnation! The thread idea's something I've been kicking around for quite some time now but only now got doing, and some of the threads (ridiculous homo-sexual, rough-handled by ruffians, greatest scalawag ever, finest breed of cavalry-horse) were invented long time ago by me, but one of the ones I always wanted to include is lacking!

We are, of course, talking about "I Have Consumed Vast Quantities of Chinese-Opium" by Zylka.

	29-10-2004 22:19									#22
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ROTFLMAO

@

everything, especially

Theodore Striker:

"...I'd have. As my wife in holy matrimony"

	29-10-2004 22:21									#23
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Stefu

Though damn you! Neglecting me .

	29-10-2004 22:25									#24
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Good stuff
Impressed that you remember my first name.

	29-10-2004 22:26									#25
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Maybe I'm stupid, but who are the Edward and Louis supposed to be?

	29-10-2004 22:28									#26
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Edward is, of course, Ned. Louis Blanquigitz... Well, let's say that Louis Blanqui was the big man of the Paris Commune, k? Though it's the 'gitz' that's the operating part here.

	29-10-2004 22:29									#27
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I'm guessing Ned and Che.

Funny stuff Stefu. You have way too much time on your hands!

Edit: cross post!

	29-10-2004 22:29									#28
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edit: too slow

	29-10-2004 22:30									#29
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quote: Funny stuff Stefu. You have way too much time on your hands!

Tell me about it. I was supposed to be writing an essay for uni, but then I remembered that hey, I could do this, and then there was no stopping.

	29-10-2004 22:32									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Tell me about it. I was supposed to be writing an essay, but then I remembered that hey, I could do this, and then there was no stopping.

This was much better than an essay!!

I only wish there had been a thread regarding the lack of a World Series this year (1904), and LoA gloating about the Red Sox winning the first one.