08-11-2004 03:45									#91
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I see the DoJ and economic affairs will be going at it for 4 years...

	08-11-2004 03:46									#92
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By economy you mean Finance, Spiff?

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that or treasury.

	08-11-2004 03:48									#94
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Then there are the less prestigious ministries: education, social services, culture, and commerce.

	08-11-2004 03:50									#95
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Cabinet Positions:

Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Commerce
Department of Justice
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Education
Secretary of State
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Health & Human Services
Secretary of the Treasury
Department of Homeland Security
Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development

Cabinet Rank Members

The Vice President
President's Chief of Staff
Environmental Protection Agency
United States Trade Representative
Office of Management and Budget Director
Office of National Drug Control Policy

I say we nominate Berzerker or David Floyd for ONDCP.

btw, the current list of impostor cabinet secretaries is here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/cabinet.html

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	08-11-2004 03:50									#96
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP Although, Spiff, we don't really have a department of the economy....

That can be created, no. Che would be pretty useless only if he dealt with finance. What was the department responsible for the New Deal, and similar economic initatives?

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HHS I suppose.

	08-11-2004 03:52									#98
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Sten Sture or Adam Smith for Sec. of Treasury.

Oops sorry, I see you already appointed someone.

Perhaps they can be undersecretaries.

	08-11-2004 03:54									#99
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Adam Smith or DanS

	08-11-2004 03:55									#100
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP I say we nominate Berzerker or David Floyd for ONDCP.

	08-11-2004 03:56									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor That can be created, no. Che would be pretty useless only if he dealt with finance. What was the department responsible for the New Deal, and similar economic initatives?

I'd imagine that, Minister Che trying to nationalize banks while DanS is out there balancing the budget.

	08-11-2004 04:03									#102
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Well, ok:

Secretary of Agriculture MrMitchell
Secretary of the Interior Boshko
Secretary of Commerce Kidicious
Department of Justice Ozzy
Secretary of Defense MtG
Secretary of Labor Well, Che then
Secretary of Education Agathon
Secretary of State AH
Secretary of Energy Oerdin
Secretary of Transportation Davout (only a Frenchman or a Japanese can really fit )
Secretary of Health & Human Services Tassadar
Secretary of the Treasury Adam Smith
Department of Homeland Security Pekka
Secretary of Veterans Affairs Joseph
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development Azazel

Cabinet Rank Members

The Vice President Ted Striker
President's Chief of Staff Qcubed
Environmental Protection Agency General Ludd
United States Trade Representative Whoha nah, just kidding
Office of Management and Budget Director Sten Sure
Office of National Drug Control Policy Berzerker

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	08-11-2004 04:03									#103
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Spiffor-Striker '04

" [anything about the working man] "
" I'd Hit It "

Secretary of Agriculture!

	08-11-2004 04:05									#104
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell For my loyal support and ad work, surely I can be given an ambassadorship to some exotic island holiday location, right

Go back to work at agriculture, you lazy bum

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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Spiffor-Striker '04 " [anything about the working man] " " I'd Hit It "

	08-11-2004 04:06									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Secretary of Housing & Urban Development Azazel

Oh, the irony.

	08-11-2004 04:09									#107
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Well as new Attorney General I pledge (with President Spiffor's approval of course) the following actions:

Criminal trials for all detainees at Guiantonomo Bay and the recommendation we cease this "military combatant" silliness.

I will no longer enforce federal anti-marijuana laws on states that choose to enact liberalized policies toward the drug.

I will take a very serious look at the Patriot Act and recommend changes to the more onerous provisions that affect civil liberties. Information sharing aspects are supported.

I will encourage strict enforcement of Civil Rights laws, and recommend additional language to cover discrimination based on age be enacted.

I will instruct federal prosecutors to no longer seek the death penalty in federal trials.

And finally... keeping with Vice President Ted Striker's campaign slogan of "I'd Hit It " I will uncover the statue.

	08-11-2004 04:12									#108
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP And finally... keeping with Vice President Ted Striker's campaign slogan of "I'd Hit It " I will uncover the statue.

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Especially to the final one

	08-11-2004 04:20									#110
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor Secretary of the Interior Boshko

Hehe, so he can look after all the squirrels?

	08-11-2004 04:35									#111
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Attorney General Ozzy:

"And then I grabbed a hold of her like this, and...."

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	08-11-2004 19:35									#112
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So what plans to the other members of the Administration have?

	08-11-2004 19:55									#113
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Hmmm... I guess DinoDoc and I get to form the opposition party since we are the leading vote getters that weren't included in the current administration.

	09-11-2004 00:45									#114
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I can't believe nobody else voted for MtG...
Oh well, perhaps I'm taking the whole thing too seriously. Going to vote along the party line, then.

	09-11-2004 00:48									#115
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It's ok, MtG gets to be SecDef in the Commie Pimp administration.

Striker, you bastard. I voted for you only to then read the thread and find out you gave it up to the commie (a French commie, no less! ).

-Arrian

	09-11-2004 00:52									#116
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Only Apolyton would elect a Frenchman President of the U.S.

	09-11-2004 00:54									#117
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This just in: I modofied the cabinet a bit: I made Pekka into the secretary ofHomeland Defense

	09-11-2004 00:56									#118
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I've been demoted to Labor Secretary?!?

Hmmmm, the EEOC, OSHA, and the NRLB could all use some strengthening. I'll recommend to Congress that Taft-Hartly be repealed.

	09-11-2004 00:56									#119
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Reverse Polish Notation

There is evil, and there is RPN.

Had Bush ran against RPN, I would have voted Bush!

	09-11-2004 01:00									#120
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara I've been demoted to Labor Secretary?!?

Don't worry, the job will be important enough that it's certainly no "demotion" :commie: