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Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
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Citation: CONSTITUTION OF THE STATE OF NEW MEXICO
ADOPTED JANUARY 21, 1911
Article VII. Elective Franchise
Section 1. [Qualifications of voters; absentee voting; school elections; registration.]
Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections.
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You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Location: United States, Oklahoma, Clinton
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
si yo pongo los 500$, ¿alguien se anima?  
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Nashville
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.
Location: United States, Wisconsin
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
Location: United States, Utah, Trout Creek
Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
Location: United States, Virginia
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
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28-11-2004 19:34
Alguna la conocia....muchas existen debido a la aparición de elementos indeseados en sus virtuosas comunidades...como no entienden de razonar con el prójimo, se inventan una ley para marginarlo
esos instrumentos son para uso individual, no es recomendable compartirlos
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