03-12-2004 03:19									#1
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conmcb25 here, the official PETA representative to Apolyton.

I am declaring an official protest to your total lack of compassion for the ethical treatment of animals!

The evidence:

quote: Originally posted by Master Zen 1260 AD - Military - Declassified - Jackson bombed, Kittens killed - Jackson bombed, Kittens killed - Jackson bombed, Kittens killed - Jackson bombed, Kittens killed

look killing humans is one thing but this wholesale slaughter of innocent kittens MUST STOP!

PETA is officially registering a protest with that well known kitten lover Trip who also happens to be the head of the world court.

Your kitten killing days are numbered!

I will not rest until those kittens are avenged.

note: Im posting this as a representative of PETA, not the Grand and Glorius nation of Vox

	03-12-2004 03:45									#2
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Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.

	03-12-2004 03:49									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Donegeal Not our fault. Lego keeps putting the little buggers under our bombs.

That is an unacceptable excuse!

Stop bombing kittens you monsters!

	03-12-2004 06:00									#4
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Although not a member of PETA, I have to also lodge an objection ... family might be endangered, after all ...

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	03-12-2004 11:57									#5
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On a seperate and totally nationalist point of view, my cat eats chickens for breakfast and the hens cower in fear.....

	03-12-2004 17:36									#6
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Hey, why take it out on the chickens? Those chickens haven't been bombing those poor kittens you put in harm's way!

DeepO

	03-12-2004 20:24									#7
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If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are

	03-12-2004 20:55									#8
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Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife.



(PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)

	03-12-2004 21:19									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Master Zen Lawyers from GoW have already reached the conclusion that placing kittens near sharp objects is a war crime and that Lego is to be punished for that. Plus, getting blown to bits by a 1,000 lb bomb is far less painful than getting slowly hacked to pieces by a kitchen knife. (PS, where's the PETA factory so we can bomb it also?)

Finally the main war criminal speaks.

You KNEW there was kittens in Jackson, yet you bombed it anyway!

The location of the PETA factory is well know and full of homeless kittens and non combatants, you sir are a MONSTER!

Your lawyers can kiss my PETA arse! We wont rest until the World Court wacks your pee pee!

*con wonders why more Lego guys haven't jumped on this bandwagon*

	03-12-2004 21:47									#10
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Erhm, official PETA representative, is there any chance you would also defend the poultry of this world? Of course, I know, kittens make much better poster material, but it seems to me that more chickens have died over the past centuries... a crime left unprotested!

And the argument that we put hose chickens near sharp objects is easily refuted. Their natural habitat is not the desert, all we want to do is to give our chickens a rustic brook to drink from, and some lush meadows to frolick around in. I dare to say that GS is the only team which (nearly) treats its pets as equals, and is even known to invade other continents in order to give them the land they deserved from the start. And of course we'd want to do the same for other nation's pets, so in case someone has a camel who wants to visit our deserts, just put him on a boat, and we'll provide him the holiday of a lifetime!.

So... is it possible that we could get some PETA support for our good cause? I know you guys are normally only complaining about mistreating animals, but for a change you could try to be a bit more positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!

DeepO

	03-12-2004 21:50									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Tiberius If the chickens handed over their weapons, they would be allowed to safely leave Legoland. We could even organize a escort. You saw how friendly our BBs are

Those BBs killed a lot of chickens, and everybody knows how good the memory of chickens is. I doubt that they would want an escort any time soon... well... at least not the first 5 years or so

DeepO

	03-12-2004 21:52									#12
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Sir

I'm afraid your plea is based on the assumption that PETA is rational.

Need I say anymore?

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	03-12-2004 21:58									#13
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No you don't, you're absolutely right

DeepO

	04-12-2004 00:15									#14
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quote: positive when some nation is trying its best for their beloved national animal!

Actually, Lego's beloved national animal is actually the Pet Rock. But far less of those seem to die in bombings, so we're focusing on the kittens...

	04-12-2004 03:34									#15
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We would kindly ask GoW... no we BEG GoW to not bomb our farms.

The conservation of our beloved domesticated Lego cow is of great global value. Destroying their agricultural ecosystem would endanger the survival of this unique species. They need to be preserved and allowed to evolve at all price in their natural habitat!!!

We fear that in the intense bombing around Jackson and Legopolis our cows will suffer. We request help from PETA and the world community to apply presure on GoW to stop these cruel bombings.

SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!



We know that GoW have some problems with their own cows, so we would gladly sell them some of ours; however for this GoW has to end the war! It seems that they tried to use their cows to form Mobile Armored Cow Divisions, or shortly MAD COW. The results were disastrous, as you can see for yourself.



You want to import cows from GoW? No? THEN SAVE THE LEGO COWS!!!

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	04-12-2004 04:03									#16
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The propoganda coming out of this war is definitely more fun than the last one.

at Tibi's post

	04-12-2004 04:17									#17
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OMFG!

They are bombing the rare and sacred Lego Cows as well!

Master MadZen is truely a monster.

We are going to redouble the efforts of PETA to make sure Master MadZen gets his pee pee wacked!

	04-12-2004 05:49									#18
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quote: Originally posted by ZargonX Actually, Lego's beloved national animal is actually the Pet Rock.

Do pet rocks like desert? Otherwise just put them on a boat, and send them our way. We'll promise to... erhm... escort them

As to Lego cows: they're not Roman battle cows, are they? (rather obscure reference here)

DeepO

	04-12-2004 05:51									#19
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quote: Originally posted by conmcb25 We are going to redouble the efforts of PETA to make sure Master MadZen gets his pee pee wacked!

Isn't that rather cruel to Animal, the mad drummer?

DeepO

	04-12-2004 06:02									#20
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he is not an animal but a sub human therefore we really aren't concerned about his well being, its the dam kittens and cows we are upset about!

	04-12-2004 06:20									#21
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Some how, MZ always reminded me of the Muppets' drummer. I thought that someone with the name of Animal deserved some PETA support as well

DeepO

	04-12-2004 06:21									#22
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Oh, and MZ, that was a compliment

DeepO

	04-12-2004 06:45									#23
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Hum. Maybe I should stop posting after drinking a bit of wine on a Friday night. I'm starting to see mad, evil muppets everywhere. Never mind this, let's get back to the kittens

DeepO

	04-12-2004 13:36									#24
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remember walls have ears - we know, we built them........

	04-12-2004 14:16									#25
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quote: Originally posted by DeepO Oh, and MZ, that was a compliment DeepO

* Master Zen diverts the bombers eastward....

	04-12-2004 21:22									#26
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Somehow, I am not surprised by MZ and his GoW cronies bombing kittens. They are usually afraid to pick on someone who can bite back.

Well, the kittens distant relatives, the tigers, lions, and snow leopards (look left), are not amused, and will support PETA in ways you can only imagine.

(as I start chewing on some poor unsuspecting bomber pilot's neck. He dies screaming, and wondering how the he11 did a snow leopard get in the cockpit.)

(and to the first smart a$$ who raises it - yes - I brought a parachute. )

	04-12-2004 22:18									#27
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How did he get out of prison?

	04-12-2004 23:36									#28
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Shape-shifting.

	04-12-2004 23:51									#29
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quote: * Master Zen diverts the bombers eastward....

Let them go west instead. They can bomb Lego while they travel.

It's more fun

	05-12-2004 13:39									#30
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Ignore him, three way wars are far more fun. On the other hand, diverting them northeastward would affect nobody of consequence if you know what I mean.....