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GePap is offline GePap
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* GePap buys a controling stake in Amalgemated Road Salt, Inc.

Plans to use the proceeds of new salt business to destroy DD
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* Seeing that everyone else quite clearly has gone stark barking crazy, The Last Conformist helps himself to an Irish Coffee.
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Yep. Juice.
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A quick search of the AECCP's archives solves the riddle of the velocity of Super-Ejaculate.
Theben is offline Theben
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
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Are you sure that isn't Speer? He always puts women on a pedestal...
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quote:
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* Lonestar says: I got stupid! The money was too good!


It's not so much a situation in which the stupidity suddenly arrives as much as a continuation of the aforementioned attribute.
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I wonder if Lonestar will plead the "temporary insanity" defense.
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quote:
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A quick search of the AECCP's archives solves the riddle of the velocity of Super-Ejaculate.


Have you read Supreme yet? OMFG it's such a rip on Superman.

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I have a sudden craving for McDonald's cheeseburgers, specifically the onions they put on them. Damnit! I'm pregnant.
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quote:
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Have you read Supreme yet? OMFG it's such a rip on Superman.


Squadron Supreme Was written in the '70s intentionally to be a rip of the JLA. Supreme Power is a modernization that JMS ( HAIL JMS) is writing.
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* ColdWizard gives MrFun a great big hug

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I'm feeling heterophobic right now -- just leave me alone with my drink.

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Fine, be that way.

* ColdWizard doesn't return MrFun's wallet

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give me back my wallet you bastard



with everything that was in it -- including the Trojan condom
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Who'd win in a fight, Mike Ditka, or God?
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* JohnT enters, sees the Cher posters, flees.
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
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What's a trojan condom? *blink*
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quote:
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What's a trojan condom? *blink*


Trojan is a brand name, the most popular brand of condoms in the U.S. They're pretty lousy, actually.
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quote:
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Squadron Supreme Was written in the '70s intentionally to be a rip of the JLA. Supreme Power is a modernization that JMS ( HAIL JMS) is writing.


No, no, just Supreme.

http://www.comicbooks.westumulka.com/supreme/
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ah. Nope, I wasn't familiar with it. I have read Moore's other stuff.
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I highly recommend it. I only picked up a copy in the library cuz I was bored. Man, it totally rips the superhero genre a good one, but in a light hearted manner. It's kinda like the anti-Watchmen.
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Um... how does one, you know, "relate" to a mermaid?
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I'm not sure how Superman and a mermaind would **** either.
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quote:
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I'm not sure how Superman and a mermaind would **** either.



Obviously, it is possible.
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quote:
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Who'd win in a fight, Mike Ditka, or God?


Obviously, der's no power out der *Bears* greater dan God. But Ditka *Bears* would get alotta good hits in der. *Bears*
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* ColdWizard returns MrFun's condom.
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What have you done, Batman?????
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<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
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quote:
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Trojan is a brand name, the most popular brand of condoms in the U.S. They're pretty lousy, actually.


Oh.

I thought it was a tongue in cheeck name for some brand new feature that wouldl "cleverly get you in a woman's pants" or something.
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Behold! The AECCP's Objective Interim Light Land Assault Vehicle ! For use of smashing commies left and right!
 
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