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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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* DinoDoc uses the resources of the AECCP to declare open war on the Commie population of Apolyton.
In the opening salvo, I plan on coating them in a thick sheet of ice.

* DinoDoc sets about building his device

MrFun is offline MrFun
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I'm going to call the Ghostbusters.
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** MrFun starts plastering the walls with Cher posters
ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Ok... no.

* ColdWizard tosses MrFun into the Coffee Shop dungeon with the remains of Leonardo Dicaprio.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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* Immortal Wombat starts burning the walls clean *
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** Coldwizard forgot about a secret tunnel in the dungeon through which MrFun escaped

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* ColdWizard helps by randomly casting fireballs
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quote:
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* Immortal Wombat starts burning the walls clean *



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* ColdWizard tosses MrFun back in.
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
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* DinoDoc releases the Velociraptors into the dungeon
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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As the elected leader of the AECCP, I recind DD's access to AECCP resources.

I'm also changing the name of the party, the the AECCCP.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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* DinoDoc reminds che that he has never been leader of the AECCP
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Jul 2003
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* Last Conformist puts up Ming posters on the walls.
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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quote:
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* DinoDoc reminds che that he has never been leader of the AECCP


* chegitz guevara reminds DD that not only is he leader of the AECCP, but that he has always been leader of the AECCP. There is no Lonestar.
Theben is offline Theben
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quote:
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* DinoDoc uses the resources of the AECCP to declare open war on the Commie population of Apolyton.


All $17.12 of it? I guess you can buy each of us a cappuccino and we'll leave you alone for one day.
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* Theben chuckles as TLC catches on fire trying to hang posters on burning walls.
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Speaking of who you gonna call, whenn you want me to call, Thebes?
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* Last Conformist has superpowers, and is thus not affected by the flames. Ming gets badly singed, tho.
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Those are voodoo posters!?

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quote:
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Speaking of who you gonna call, whenn you want me to call, Thebes?


Later tonight. Work calls in a moment.
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Yggdrasil.
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quote:
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Such jokes are wasted on the masses.


yeah, but that makes it funnier .fir us
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
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* chegitz guevara reminds DD that not only is he leader of the AECCP, but that he has always been leader of the AECCP. There is no Lonestar.


You aren't even a member of the AECCP, as I recall, you didn't pay your dues.
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** MrFun has superpowers that make him immune to the claws of the raptors, and he escaped . . . . . .



again
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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quote:
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You aren't even a member of the AECCP, as I recall, you didn't pay your dues.


*AHEM* There is no Lonestar.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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He's on a ship in the blue ocean.
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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Not yet.
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damn it -- get the hell out of here




(joking)

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Feb 2000
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*Siro enters followed by two tough looking representatives of AIPAC*

*Siro approaches Lonestar. Both men shake hands, and after carefully observing the present people exchange envelopes*

*Siro leaves, followed by two tough yet somewhat tired and uninspired looking representatives of AIPAC*

*Lonestar goes to a backroom of the shop to open the envelope as he lets DD watch the entrance to the backroom**

*Lonestar opens the envelope and his face glows with happiness as he grins to himself: a vast number of green bills which will be used to finance the AECCP initiatives*

(somewhere in the israeli embassy)

*Siro opens his envelope and takes out a glossy colorful booklet*

Siro: Oh, SWEEET!!! A fresh copy of Heeb Magazine (c)!!
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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* Lonestar comtinues to glow at the money.
*There's a loud bang, and SWAT bursts through the windows.

*SWAT Leader: CTM3 Lonestar, you are under arrest for accpeting money from the Israelis.

* Lonestar says: But I didn't sell them any National Secrets!
*SWAT Leader: Did you, or did you not hand over a copy of "Heeb" Magazine?

* Lonestar says: I got stupid! The money was too good!
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
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I didn't know the coffee shop served juice.

 
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