23-12-2004 20:21									#1
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Glory of War in Crisis
Master Zen gone missing


Master Zen last seen giving speach to departing troops

The Glory of War has fallen into total chaos as their venerable leader has gone missing without explaination. Master Zen was last seen giving a parting address to the newest recruits. Scheduled news conferences were cancelled as the dictator has gone missing.

A note was found in his quarters claiming a need for vacation, and that all things were in order and not even his replacement could screw things up now. It is unclear, however, whether this note was indeed written by MZ himself or not.

While the search for Master Zen continues, non other than UnOrthOdOx of the famous Rider Battalion has taken over...much to the dismay of many within Glory of War, and around the world.


UnOrthOdOx leading the Rider Battalion into Port Hammer

Panzer32: "This is the biggest mistake we could have ever made..."

Arrian: "Oh ****, there goes the planet."

Donegeal: "What!? He couldn't find a single Spaniard in all of RP, much less lead anything approaching an offensive!"

Zargon: .................

Lego Citizens begin welcoming shipments
Rum: The answer to all problems

Resistance within Lego cities has begun to ease as waves of shipments of Rum begin flowing into cities.

"Our goal here is to get them so slobbering drunk, they can no longer protest." admits local officials.

The plan seems to be working as the latest shipments were welcomed with exuberance from the Lego people.


lego citizens gleefully unload rum

Map Revealed!

For centuries, the most closely guarded secret in the game has finally been revealed.

THE MAP OF LEGOLAND!!!

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Last edited by UnOrthOdOx on 23-12-2004 at 20:46

	23-12-2004 20:33									#2
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Great!!

	23-12-2004 21:27									#4
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I was born and raised in Fun Town, you know!

	24-12-2004 00:00									#5
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Superb!

	24-12-2004 00:20									#7
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Wait I haven't gone yet... hey, what are those guards doing here??? .. get your hands off me I'm the friggin Emper...


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	24-12-2004 00:25									#8
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Amazing...

	24-12-2004 00:38									#9
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you know, if you tilt that map about 90° to the left it does have an uncanny resemblance...

	24-12-2004 00:54									#10
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So, uh, UnO, errr, you are basically saying that you are related to Jar Jar Binks??!!

I haven't really noticed your Jamaican accent, mon.

	24-12-2004 01:05									#11
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Now yousa knows why mesa can't psell.

	24-12-2004 04:18									#13
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New Book Breaks Records
Where's WIA?

New book by Farbian press breaks single day sells recors across GoW.

Said to be an in depth look at the falicies and faults of the as of yet unsuccessful search for the mythical MrWIA, and asks the question, does he even exist?

On sale now at GoW's only literary outlet in Imperial City.

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	24-12-2004 21:11									#14
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We even HAVE a literary outlet???

I must have been sloppy

	01-01-2005 11:22									#15
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GoW Scientists reverse engineer Lego shipbuilding techniques
AKA 3 hours of my life I'll never get back

GoW Scientists have unlocked the ancient secret of Lego building blocks and mastered their craft in commisioning the first GoW version of a lego Vessel.

When asked if this would become the standard, interim Emperor, UnOrthOdOx responded "by hell, if I have to build another one of those damn things, there may not be any legoland left in RL either."



(more to come when I'm more awake)

	08-01-2005 16:43									#16
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Btw, that really looks like you and Hot_Enamel on board!

	11-01-2005 20:28									#17
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UnO!