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Julius Brenzaida
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Currently cleaning the 9000 rooms of Sticky Mouse's Palace
Aug 2000 time: 05:13
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Regis : Here comes the Apolyton World Chess championship question , Julius do you play :
a) Qxg2+ checkmate (or so it seems)
b) Bxf3 removing the defender of the poor Bg5 to win it one move later
c) Rfc8 the nimzowitchian mysterious rook move
d) Ne4 forking three pieces and setting fire on the board.
Julius, hmm, its not an easy choice, Qxg2+ is tempting, and I love Nimzowitch. I use my phone call joker.
R : who do you call ?
J : my girlfriend.
R : does she play chess ?
J : no, but Id promised to call her.
L : (full name not necessary) : play a) for this check sort of mate ! so you can come home.
R: answer a) seem to hold up pretty well, who would dare to go against the choice of heart ?
J: But Im not sure yet.. It is so important a choice. I ask the audience too.
R : the public says Qxg2+ (34%), Bxf3 (52%), Rfc8 (1%) and Ne4 (12%), seems there is but one Nimzowith fan in the theater.
[a little man steps up from a far away corner and claims and then screams with a squeaky voice : I am Aaaron Nimzowitch. Security forces quickly set the matter]
R (again) : so Julius what is your choice. May I recall you that you have but one joker remaining.
J : Well, I use the 50-50 joker, too. I cannot decide yet.
R : are you sure ?
J : yes !
R : Okay, computer please remove two answers !
Oh, it definitely seems to go against love ! only b) and d) remain.
J : then I choose answer d), Ne4 because b) is too obvious.
R : the criterions of choice are all yours Julius.
J : then may fire walk with me !
R : is this your final answer ?
J : yes, it is my final answer !
R : Ok then, right after 10 days of commercials, we will see if your choice was the right one !
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