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You have to wonder what he was thinking.


"How can I raise the tone of the film in between fart and poop gags?"

or maybe

"You know the scene where Sebulba jumps out of his machine in the middle of the pod-race and paints a fake tunnel on the cliff face, and the other racers pass safely through it, and then Sebulba tries and hits the cliff? I think it might be too childish. Let's add something adult for the mommies and daddies to enjoy. I know! A scientific basis for the Force!"

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The thing I loathed in AOTC was the pathetic attempt to show the beginning of the fall of Anakin to the dark side. I've seen better script writing in TV series or grade B horror flicks. He comes off as a spoiled brat, not a future dark Jedi master. The scene of him giving into his rage is pathetic. Plus the light sabre wielding gymnast Yoda. I felt like I was in bad Muppet Movie, "Jedi Master innn Space....".

Then the whole midi-chlorinans. Leave it as mystic fantasy, versus Star Trekesque pseudo-science. Puke. Plus, remember the one rule for all great films. "It's the script, stupid." Given a good script and a good director, you only need competent actors for a decent film, maybe even a good film. With a poor script, even the best actor can only make it less painful to watch.

At least we all agree, Jar-Jar must be one of the great all time fubars in the history of script writing. The Ewoks were cute and annoying. Jar-Jar was obnoxious at best, and managed to destroy every scene he was in. Didn't ANYBODY pre-screen the film who was over twelve?

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Many have commented that the reason the original Star Wars trilogy worked was the chemistry of the three main actors. Looking at the results of the newest films, which are devoid of chemistry, lends credence to that IMHO.


I disagree. I think what John said holds up. It was new and different and, in addition, the idea of a small rebellion going up against the biggest badest Empire, led by so-cool Darth Vader and WINNING because of this mystical force made for something fun and interesting. That storyline allowed the acting and directing to suck and still succeed.

The prequals are how a democratic Republic devolves into the Empire and how easy it is to slide into the Dark Side. It's something that requires nuance, as opposed to rebels against overwhelming odds. Lucas can't do that type of nuance to explain how everything goes over the edge.

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He comes off as a spoiled brat, not a future dark Jedi master


I think being a spoiled brat is a very good way to become a Sith Lord. It shows that you only care for yourself and your own feelings. These can be capitalized on to make you more powerful in the force by feeding on your anger and sense of marginalization.

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Plus the light sabre wielding gymnast Yoda.


BEST. SCENE. EVER.

I loved it. You'd have to think that Yoda couldn't do crap with a lightsaber, because, well, he's a muppet. He's leaping, striking form is a great way to have him fight in lightsaber duels (after all, he has to, seeing as how the lightsaber is integral to the Jedi).

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Damn, another promising thread turned into a Star Wars discussion

Anyway, Contact (the movie) would be on my list...

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Sadly, Star Wars is the seminal Sci Fi franchise of the last 25 years (bigger of course than Star Trek), and hence dominates.

Actually, both adaptation of Solaris- the first one was way too introspective, while the story is not THAT introspective- it is still a mystery. While I did not mind the Clooney version much, it was still at best a mediocre film.

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Star Wars dominates in movies and on TV but not in books. Space opera is not really SF, and it's a very marginal part of SF. But people here have been talking about TV and cinema mostly, maybe because you are less disappointed when you read a book than when you watch movies?

I couldn't find the Russian adaptation of Solaris. The American one missed a lot of things (including the most important) but I still found it an interesting movie.

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books are way better than TV or movies

JM

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books are way better than TV or movies

JM


yep, you can't colour in movies....

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yep, you can't colour in movies....

Oh? Some of my all time favourites have been coloured in

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Oh? Some of my all time favourites have been coloured in


Not by yourself with felt tip pens

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Not by yourself with felt tip pens

That makes it all the worse

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Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Lucas's reworking of the original trilogy is my biggest sci-fi disappointment. I doubt if I'll get to experience the films I loved and grew up with again, unless they re-issue his films after his death.

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It has.

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books are way better than TV or movies

JM

That would explain why most of the disappointments are movies.
Books that have been converted to movies at that.

Huejj,
At least people are not arguing about which is better ST or SW. Damn, I should'nt have said anything!

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At least people are not arguing about which is better ST or SW. Damn, I should'nt have said anything!

Hm... Now you mention it.

Nah...

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That would explain why most of the disappointments are movies.
Books that have been converted to movies at that.


Movies and TV shows get more publicity, that's why. There are TONS of crappy sci-fi books, many more so than movies, simply because there are many more books that movies and tv series.

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Star Wars dominates in movies and on TV but not in books. Space opera is not really SF, and it's a very marginal part of SF. But people here have been talking about TV and cinema mostly, maybe because you are less disappointed when you read a book than when you watch movies?


Books are more personal, and you can easily stop reading a bad book, more esily than walking out of a bad movie. PLus there are just SO many book, and SO many stiles.

In terms of "disappointments" when it comes to books, The later of the Rama series were not that spectacular- thought still OK. I read authors, and most of the time, once I find one I like, they are pretty consistent- thought, for example, with Brin, his Earth did not hold my interest as much as his Uplift novels, and Sundiver, the first Uplift novel is not as good as the later ones.

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I couldn't find the Russian adaptation of Solaris. The American one missed a lot of things (including the most important) but I still found it an interesting movie.


You couldn't? its out in DVD, at least in a North American version.

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In terms of "disappointments" when it comes to books, The later of the Rama series were not that spectacular- thought still OK.


Yeah, but the genius of the first one makes up for it (to me at least ).

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I think in both film and books, we need go no further than...

Battlefield Earth

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Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Lucas's reworking of the original trilogy is my biggest sci-fi disappointment. I doubt if I'll get to experience the films I loved and grew up with again, unless they re-issue his films after his death.



are you suggesting we kill Lucas?

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are you suggesting we kill Lucas?


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The human body plan is the result of haphazard accretion of features over a billion of years. The chance that anything much like it has come up on any given other planet is miniscule, as should be clear to anyone with a basic understanding of evolutionary biology.


Everyone always forgets the other key component of evolution - natural selection. We're not "haphazard," as nothing about NS is haphazard or random. Mutations may be, but NS is not.

Odin's claim that there's "0%" chance of alien beings being humanoid is just him talking out of his rear end, as we have utterly no way of knowing that (he even contradicts himself in a later post by acknowledging that we have too small a sample size to make any judgements on the matter).

The fact is that we know only certain conditions are hospitable to life. Those conditions are going to narrow the potential paths of natural selection in an environment. It's perfectly reasonable to assume that, on other Earth-like worlds, creatures similar to the ones on this planet will arise, as they will be subjected to more or less the same selection pressures.

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Another thing is there are only a few basic forms for body shapes. Humans belong to one that has left-right symmetry. Most critters on earth are of this group. Another group has radial symmetry. Sea stars, for example. The last group has no symmetry at all, e.g. amoeba.

These basic forms arose extremely early in earth's evolution history. Remember, most of the time evolution does not create new features, it just make new uses of existing ones.

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The ending to Peter Hamilton's Nights Dawn trilogy totally sucked, and came close to ruining the entire trilogy. If doing so wouldn't ruin the trilogy for those who haven't read it, I could fill up a page by complaining how bad it was.

I found 'Blue Mars' to be a disapointing ending to Kim Stanley-Robinson's Mars trilogy. The political infighting among ecologically aware neo-socialists which dominated the book was rather dull.

On a similar topic, Neal Stephenson took his time in figuring out how to end books, with the result that the endings of 'Snowcrash' and 'Cryptonomican' make no sense (the Baroque Cycle has a brilliant ending though, so he's learnt from his mistakes).

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Aparently Geoge Lucas claims to have realised how loathed Jar-Jar was when interviewers he spoke to after the film's release stuck the boot into the character during interviews with him. Methinks that there are too many yes men hanging around Skywalker Ranch.

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I have to be honest. I've never really liked Star Wars or Star Trek movies/tv(few exceptions) that much. I only support it because of my love of sci-fi.
The attempt to combine kiddie concepts with what life might be like in the future or a galaxy far far away don't appeal to me.
It's also not accurate that the Commanding Officer of a starship would always be on the away teams. NO WAY.
Nor is it realistic that humans could be the peace seeking explorers of the federation.


I agree. Star Wars blew. I saw the first one at the theatre when I was 14 or 15 (ie prime age to become a lifelong fan) and I enjoyed it. But I also correctly ascertained the arc of the series. More muppets while the special effects would be less impressive. And of course the scripts and the acting would take their typical sequel plunge. I was so right. I saw the 2nd and 3rd movies recently for the first time (I borrowed a friends video collection) and they were frighteningly terrible. I can hardly believe that anyone watched them, but then I remember that for some bizarre reason Independence Day was a big hit.

Speaking of which, is there a single movie that Will Smith has starred in that didn't suck? Wild Wild West, Independence Day, Men in Black 1 & 2 all sucked IMO. I didn't bother seeing I-Robot, I can tell it sucked because it is a big budget film based on a script which has the same name as a famous story and it stars Will Smith. Did anyone see Ali? Was it any good?

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You couldn't? its out in DVD, at least in a North American version.

I didn't find it in stores or on amazon. Should have tried some video clubs. I'll be looking for it again.

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Methinks that there are too many yes men hanging around Skywalker Ranch.


That's assuming he even asks for opinions, which I don't think he does.

I try to accept these things (Star Wars et al) for what they offer without bemoaning their weaknesses.

It is kind of amusing how much people love to vent about their hated/fav/ruined/whatever fictional movies/tv/books. (I don't exclude myself.)

If we each spent as much time doing volunteer work, the world would be a little better, no? How much time a week or month do you communicate (on computer, water cooler chat, phone) about fictional stuff?

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Movies and TV shows get more publicity, that's why. There are TONS of crappy sci-fi books, many more so than movies, simply because there are many more books that movies and tv series.


Of course, people don't spend billions of dollars writing a book (and nor do they get nearly the same amount of hype, as you suggest), so it can be a different kind of dissapointment.


A book that's no good - oh well.

A movie that's no good - what a disgrace.

 
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