09-01-2005 23:45									#1
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I've just dumped my boyfriend, if one can call him that (having been "official" since Monday). The last three times he arranged to meet with me he cancels at the last minute to watch/play football. The fact that he likes football lost him major brownie points with me anyway. Ironically he was always rather punctual when I arrange to meet, I think our first date was the last time he turned up on his own initiative.

He was supposed to pick me up at 7.30 to go with him to Milton Keynes, but nooo some lame excuse.

Ah, though I should treat you all to my immense frustration with the male race. We suck!

On an entirely unrelated note *cough*, is it really all that normal for gay guys to stuff their crotches with tennis socks?

	09-01-2005 23:49									#2
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a gay guy who likes football...sorry i stopped reading there

	09-01-2005 23:50									#3
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Um. No...

	09-01-2005 23:51									#4
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Rugby is justifiable. Aston Villa most certainly is not.

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Try dating a girl next time. You can bet she won't cancel a date to watch football instead



but she'll find far more idiotic reasons for doing so anyway

	09-01-2005 23:52									#6
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Yes but he had nice legs

	10-01-2005 00:01									#7
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Wait, Whaleboy is gay?

	10-01-2005 00:03									#8
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Bi, IIRC.

	10-01-2005 00:04									#9
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney a gay guy who likes football...sorry i stopped reading there

Yeah, why would a gay guy want to watch a bunch of muscular men run around in tight uniforms, slapping each other on the butt, and then go off to shower together?

	10-01-2005 00:07									#10
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell Wait, Whaleboy is gay?

	10-01-2005 00:08									#11
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I'm bisexual.

	10-01-2005 00:11									#12
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Stick to men and leave more women for the rest of us heterosexual males.

	10-01-2005 00:22									#13
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I can't! I'm like a pendulum, which is why relationships are ridiculously impossible for me... I spend half of my time not attracted to that persons sex!

"It's nothing personal, but you use the wrong toilet".

	10-01-2005 00:25									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy I can't! I'm like a pendulum, which is why relationships are ridiculously impossible for me... I spend half of my time not attracted to that persons sex! "It's nothing personal, but you use the wrong toilet".

find a hermaphrodite?

JKM

	10-01-2005 00:27									#15
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Not so sure there's very many of them in the East Midlands

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Ummm, man does not like football. Does not compute...

	10-01-2005 00:29									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Dauphin Stick to men and leave more women for the rest of us heterosexual males.

He's better than this gay guy I know. He just goes around parties making out with women because he can. He has no intrest in them at all. I think he does it to spite us for liking women and not him.

	10-01-2005 00:30									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Harry Tuttle Ummm, man does not like football. Does not compute...

Uh...the European "football", not handmelon.

	10-01-2005 00:36									#19
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous Uh...the European "football", not handmelon.

Still... I dunno, looks like Whaleboy and what's his face had wildly different tastes.

	10-01-2005 00:36									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy I'm bisexual.

I never knew that, but only yesterday I very nearly posted in your "beastly proles!" thread to enquire if you'd started channelling Quentin Crisp.

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quote: Still... I dunno, looks like Whaleboy and what's his face had wildly different tastes.

Apparently Anthony is a very attractive name... and he was cute and tall with nice cheeckbones (both are big 's) but if i'm honest with myself, that's all he had in his favour. If I met him without knowing what he looked like, not going to happen.

quote: I never knew that, but only yesterday I very nearly posted in your "beastly proles!" thread to enquire if you'd started channelling Quentin Crisp.

	10-01-2005 00:58									#22
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I never knew, if I did I might have tidied up my house or something, but probably not

I never really got the bi thing. I think my willy is great and everything, but I dont want to go playing with another one

	10-01-2005 01:11									#23
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quote: I never really got the bi thing. I think my willy is great and everything, but I dont want to go playing with another one

But it's the only way I know for sure that mine *is* great!

The house was great, Drogue's breathing most certainly was not

	10-01-2005 01:30									#24
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So you're NOT the only gay in the village?

Watched Little Britain last night after a few beers, it always cracks me up when they use 'a gay' instead of just 'gay', dunno why it just does :O)

	10-01-2005 02:06									#25
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I'm afraid to ask. But too curious... what are brownie points?

	10-01-2005 02:08									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy I've just dumped my boyfriend, if one can call him that (having been "official" since Monday). The last three times he arranged to meet with me he cancels at the last minute to watch/play football. The fact that he likes football lost him major brownie points with me anyway. Ironically he was always rather punctual when I arrange to meet, I think our first date was the last time he turned up on his own initiative. He was supposed to pick me up at 7.30 to go with him to Milton Keynes, but nooo some lame excuse. Ah, though I should treat you all to my immense frustration with the male race. We suck! On an entirely unrelated note *cough*, is it really all that normal for gay guys to stuff their crotches with tennis socks?

Oooooh, the b*tch!

	10-01-2005 02:17									#27
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quote: I'm afraid to ask. But too curious... what are brownie points?

Brownies are *far* too gay for you Pekka

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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous He's better than this gay guy I know. He just goes around parties making out with women because he can. He has no intrest in them at all. I think he does it to spite us for liking women and not him.

That bloke could be an 'in the closet' heterosexual you know

	10-01-2005 02:22									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka I'm afraid to ask. But too curious... what are brownie points?

It's nothing to with the colour brown (although I can see where you are going with it in a gay thread)

In Britain lots of young girls (<11 years old IIRC) join an organisation called the Brownies, they make stuff, go on trips etc. If they behave the get 'Brownie points' with (I'd guess) verious rewards based on how may points they got.

So now 'Brownie Points' is also slang for being nice to your partner to get 'Brownie Points' so you can do something like go on holiday with your mates or to a nightclub.

A common slip up is to spend time saving up Brownie Points, only upset your
partner somehow and lose them all before you had chance to cash them in. So its better (IMHO) to work in arrears and do whatever you want to do first with the promise that you will accrue the nessarcey Brownie Points in the future. That way if you have an unscheduled F&*k up, you will not be caught in possession of any Brownie Points and so will have none to forfeit.


Hope this answers your question

	10-01-2005 02:22									#30
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Whaleboy is bisexual.... why didn't I know about this? *calls secret police headquarters*