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WotanAnubis
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This was just a little idea I had, typed up way too quickly. It's supposed to be somewhat humorous and I probably should've put some more thought into it, but oh well....
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"Good evening viewer, and welcome to the Planetary Science Study Hour. Tonight, we will be studying the effects of various acids on the human body. As you can see, I've already selected some acids for tonight. The next step, then, is to find some Drone and strap him to a table, making sure he can't move..."
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"Let's take off all our clothes and go dancing in our wonderful terraformed forest!"
"Yay!"
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"Next time on Religious Eye for the Heathen Guy..."
"Feel the love of Jesus! Feel the love of Jesus!"
"Our team goes to Sparta Command..."
"Everything is better with a rosary."
"To bring the Lord into some unbeliever's home!"
"The Bible is the only book you need, so let's just burn the others!"
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"So tell me, how do you make a truly l33t AI CPU nowadays."
"Well, first you break into some base and steal their best tech. I say, University or Morgan, but it's your choice, really."
"R0XX0RZ!"
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"Holy bad pun, DebatingMan! The General Oppressor is oppressing people again!"
"What? This calls for an immediate meeting of the Righteousness Committee!"
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"Now then, sculpting has been a great art form for centuries, so that means we can do it too. All you need is a block of marble, not unlike this one, and some proper tools. In the past that used to be some measly little hammer and chisel, but we're using a pneumatic drill. Don't forget yer safety goggles, though."
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"Yesterday on Procreation 101 we determined that, in order to procreate, there must be at least one male and one female. Today we are going to investigate how you can determine if you are a male or a female and how you can tell if somebody else is a male or a female."
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"... and you too can become a millionaire!"
(After earning said million, you will need to pay the registration fee, the participation fee, the taxes and any other ridiculous fee we decide to come up with to make sure you end up paying us.)
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"... a pirate I was meant to be..."
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"And always remember, Chairman Yang is looking out for you."
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