18-01-2005 18:15									#1
	Top level talks between MaST and Team Monkey. Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Pic was taken early in the day, later negitioations broke down. An unidentified monkey claimed it to be because off 'not enough bananas'.


OPD, President of MaST have been rumoured to say 'enough bananas all right but the Monkeys are just too gready'. Attempts to confirm this alleged statement about inadequate catering were met with the usual statement of 'I never confirm or deny rumours that I don't want to confirm or deny.'

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	19-01-2005 05:39									#3
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CoD journalists at the scene are reporting that Monkey delegates made off with OPD's car keys. They are apparantly returnable upon delivery of Replaceable Parts.

	19-01-2005 07:18									#4
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Lies! All lies! ..I say.

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