22-01-2005 12:44									#1
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What's your favorite SPAM message? Online idiocy is rampant, but what is the most ridiculous? We're after quality, not quantity here folks, if that's not an oxymoron!

Here's one to consider:

quote: Greetings, I'm a new female.. Any times of the day I feel scared of osmehting I don't even know what... girlfriend toled me to have fun online, where I put all my pics and videos . My girlfriends like the idea of the site and I will post their pictures too ;D Verify your age and connect to my webcam today -) Come check my pics and videos in there..

...a new female?

	22-01-2005 12:45									#2
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impotence drugs of course (see my thread ) there just can't be that much demand for them.

	22-01-2005 12:54									#3
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U R A GAY ****

is a favorite of mine.

	22-01-2005 12:56									#4
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Another:

quote: YOU NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!! We can help.

	22-01-2005 12:59									#5
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This one has me completely buffaloed:

quote: The pickering counterman apposite . She insincere oblivion politician bathurst toccata . oblivion clinic habib gill bonaparte . objectify sag quadriceps lore . The pinball phloem stirrup verde sunday . She whoop chantilly patricia august dewey brice . And carnage obedient pobox caprice betrayer bullseye . She rosenblum boniface hillmen blackburn .and brownell intractable acrobacy bogus scarsdale . The rockford apparatus erosible . cheater southeastern rinse zorn .and collaborate cubic singlehanded calvin alai directorate . coke dollar moneymake appeasable bet . The sandblast cockle deduce bergman eugenic . She humidify ala yoghurt type noticeable . The arose jonas knapsack inflate enthrall . barr cusp hellbender zounds shelve berra .

	22-01-2005 13:02									#6
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That last one's from molly bloom.

	22-01-2005 13:04									#7
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And here's one I was really tempted by:

quote: Are you annoyed by your girlfriend or wife Find a new date today. Millions of profiles of people local to your area looking for fun. Find a date for the night or search for your next wife. Many are very naughty and want to hook up for some casual boom boom.

I admit I HAVE been annoyed from time to time.

	22-01-2005 13:10									#8
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I was not tempted by this one:

quote: Real- farm sex Come visit the FARM...... sick animal sex horses and cows. come visit the farm Lassie

	22-01-2005 13:20									#9
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They are using sick animals these days? What has this world come to...

	22-01-2005 13:24									#10
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Lassie is such a b**ch!

	23-01-2005 06:25									#11
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The latest addition to my inbox:

quote: A larger manhood is less expensive than a sports car!

	23-01-2005 06:32									#12
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I've lately got a lot in what I think is a garbled transmission of hanzi. Massive blocks of apparently random letters and symbols.

	23-01-2005 06:32									#13
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quote: Ever wondered what your spouse does online? zz hyw2cz12a

quote: Spy on Anyone by sending them an Email-Greeting Card! Spy Software records their emails, Hotmail, Yahoo, Outlook, ACTUAL Computer Passwords, Chats, Keystrokes, PLUS MORE.. Check up on your SPOUSE, KIDS, or EMPLOYEES!

	23-01-2005 06:35									#14
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Are YOU happy with the size of your penis?

	23-01-2005 06:44									#15
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My spam is the best


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As fer e-mail spam, the one I get most is for animal sex? What the hell!

	23-01-2005 06:45									#16
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Botgirl's is pretty good.

	23-01-2005 07:04									#17
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My hotmail count averages about 5-10 Ammortization Packets for a Harry per day. I guess he really needs that mortgage or whatever the hell they're peddling.

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quote: Originally posted by Whaleboy Are YOU happy with the size of your penis?

Not until it is the size of a sports car!

	23-01-2005 07:48									#19
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT U R A GAY **** is a favorite of mine.

hardman lives.

	23-01-2005 10:11									#20
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Hardman

	23-01-2005 10:30									#21
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HARDMAN (the name takes capitals) did not, in fact, use allcaps, but rather no caps, it was "all" not "a", and **** was pluralised. And technically he didn't post spam, it was filosophy. The memory of he shall not be perverted by cheap imitators.

	23-01-2005 10:39									#22
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quote: Greetings, I'm a new female.. Any times of the day I feel scared of osmehting I don't even know what... girlfriend toled me to have fun online, where I put all my pics and videos . My girlfriends like the idea of the site and I will post their pictures too ;D Verify your age and connect to my webcam today -) Come check my pics and videos in there..

translation

Greetings,
We've done some market research and think you would be in the demographic that wants to see newly made females, fresh from their sex change operations. We do "Before" pictures too!

quote: Are you annoyed by your girlfriend or wife Find a new date today. Millions of profiles of people local to your area looking for fun. Find a date for the night or search for your next wife. Many are very naughty and want to hook up for some casual boom boom.

Want to be a filfthy scumbag and cheat on your wife? We can help. But not until you buy enough of our all-natural herbal enhancement so that your penis is bigger than an SUV and faster than a sports car. In fact it'll be so big if you have a half jump up then so much blood will rush to it that you'll faint.

quote: Spy on Anyone by sending them an Email-Greeting Card! Spy Software records their emails, Hotmail, Yahoo, Outlook, ACTUAL Computer Passwords, Chats, Keystrokes, PLUS MORE.. Check up on your SPOUSE, KIDS, or EMPLOYEES!

To see if they've been responding to their "Come and watch sick animal porn" spam, of course.

	23-01-2005 10:41									#23
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sb did not discredit him like I did...

I apologize

hell, no

f that

f it

	23-01-2005 15:57									#24
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I just got one from a "Great Phar.macy u can trsut"

	30-01-2005 11:43									#25
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I've never been overtly threatened before. I this like not responding to a chain letter?

quote: Do this. So don't doubt me. Or you will get very terrible warts. And have intestinal parasites that cause explosive diahreeeha. And that will be very bad and you will cry and notike the internet because of it. Thank you and have a very nice day with yourself. Sincerely and catch you later.

	30-01-2005 15:30									#26
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I think a banner advertising drunken cheerleading sluts was my all time favorite.

	30-01-2005 17:00									#27
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Ive posted it before, but here it is again for your enjoyment.

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	30-01-2005 18:51									#28
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I had one advertizing for something known as "asexual" a while ago.

	30-01-2005 18:54									#29
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HELLO I SEND YOU MONEY BY MISTAKE PLEASE BE CONTACT ME

	30-01-2005 19:57									#30
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