28-02-2005 08:35									#451
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Lets not spam this.

	28-02-2005 09:11									#452
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Its not spam, it is my story. I am bored of waiting, and so I am writing my story of the Persian empire. Notice that this is in the Stories and Diplomacy section.

	28-02-2005 09:19									#453
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Notice that this the the Advanced Hellenistic Ere NES - Part 2 thread, which has nothing to do with the actor Morgran Freeman, the Arctic, or a Pancake house. Don't make me report this thread to Ming.

	28-02-2005 09:20									#454
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As promised here are the pictures of hte rest of the Persia Posse.

Random Satrap Al Roker

Al's Statistics:

Born In Queens Persia On August 20th.

As a young child Al was gifted in the mystical art of Weather Prediction, and the Culinary art of consumption.

He was promoted to Satrapdom before time was recorded, adn has been loyally serving the serving empire ever since.

Al is pictured here at his ritual baptism into the Morgan Freemasons.

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	28-02-2005 09:25									#455
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quote: Notice that this the the Advanced Hellenistic Ere NES - Part 2 thread, which has nothing to do with the actor Morgran Freeman, the Arctic, or a Pancake house. Don't make me report this thread to Ming.

Notice the otehr parts of this thread that refer to the Persia posse with no complaint from you. Notice the lack of activity since Micha left.
Notice that I have recieved requests to post pictures of the rest of the Persia Posse.

Where would you rather that I post my story? This is the Sotries and Diplomacy Section!!!!!!

	28-02-2005 10:05									#456
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Egypt donates our prototype "seeing eye dog" to Morgan Freeman in his time of need. We would like to apply for the right to open the Grand Egyptian Lodge of Morgan Freemasons in return for the dog, who, incidently, is of a breed we are assured tastes excellent with either salt OR ketchup.

In other news, there wasn't much I ordered that Micha didn't cover. Actually, there may not have been anything I ordered that didn't get dealt with in the update that turn.

	28-02-2005 10:09									#457
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quote: Originally posted by appleciders Egypt donates our prototype "seeing eye dog" to Morgan Freeman in his time of need. We would like to apply for the right to open the Grand Egyptian Lodge of Morgan Freemasons in return for the dog, who, incidently, is of a breed we are assured tastes excellent with either salt OR ketchup. In other news, there wasn't much I ordered that Micha didn't cover. Actually, there may not have been anything I ordered that didn't get dealt with in the update that turn.

What were you expecting me to do?

	01-03-2005 04:37									#458
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Either stay holed up in Memphis, or leave it. You left it, so.... Like I said, Micha's update covered it all.

	01-03-2005 07:20									#459
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I wonder what would have happened if I had gone directly to Paraetonion..

	01-03-2005 07:36									#460
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Persia has accepted the seeing eye dog, but has eaten it with a tasty concotion of Persian salt, and the Persian ketchup cousin, Catsup.

We have replaced the seeing eye dog, with the larger but more dependable, and less hydrologically taxing "Seeing Eye Camel".

Persian Posse leader, adn oh yeah the emperor of all that can be legally claimed as Persia has issued the

"DECLARATION OF CONFORMITY!!"

It stipulates conforming standards that are to be met by all citizens, structures, trades, etc.

Roads will now all be made to have hte same dimensions as will all cities.

	01-03-2005 11:07									#461
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Oh. Does that allow me to have the Grand High Exalted Lodge of Morgan Freemasons?

Lord Nuclear, basically the same thing would have happened, except the final battle would have been even less in your favor, since it'd be in the desert.

	01-03-2005 20:50									#462
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quote: Originally posted by appleciders Oh. Does that allow me to have the Grand High Exalted Lodge of Morgan Freemasons? Lord Nuclear, basically the same thing would have happened, except the final battle would have been even less in your favor, since it'd be in the desert.

How so? If I would have fled to Paraetonion, you would have had to engage me in my land, without help from the Persians, and the Macedonians not knowing where I was. In fact, I could have had several thousand troop reinforcements.

	02-03-2005 04:56									#463
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That's assuming you got there I'd have kept poisoning wells and food and raiding at night.

	02-03-2005 05:43									#464
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quote: Originally posted by appleciders That's assuming you got there I'd have kept poisoning wells and food and raiding at night.

I hate you.

	02-03-2005 05:47									#465
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	02-03-2005 14:31									#466
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quote: Oh. Does that allow me to have the Grand High Exalted Lodge of Morgan Freemasons?

only providing that you adhere to the declaration to conformity.

	02-03-2005 17:15									#467
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Morgan Freeman has announced that he is looking in to producing a set of trading cards of the entire Persia Posse for tenacious young fans to collect and trade!

Also he has created the sunglasses terror alert system which determines how terrified the Persian people should feel based on his sunglasses color.

He is shown here sporting the "pizza grease orange" level of eyewear, which means that hte Persian People should be considerably alert, but hold off on the duct tape and papyrus.

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	03-03-2005 03:14									#468
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So the Declaration of Conformity is a standardized system of weights and measures? With all the trade we've got going on, that's a really good idea.

More about the Grand Egyptian Lodge of Masons coming soon.

	03-03-2005 03:43									#469
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Guys, your spam is soon going to get this thread closed

	03-03-2005 04:11									#470
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It's not entirely spam, though. The Declaration of Conformity wasn't a joke; Bipolarbear and I are standardizing weights and measures in an effort to promote trade.

	03-03-2005 06:38									#471
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quote: Originally posted by laurentius Guys, your spam is soon going to get this thread closed

If this keeps up, very soon. The powers that be have been notified.

	03-03-2005 14:53									#472
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I don't think that sentence makes sense, and the terror alert system is real too.

It is a method, a silly one, for notifying the public about the level of threat that they can expect based on the secret information that the government holds.

And the declaration fo conformity has been planned between us for a long time. It is a system of standardization which is designed to increase the efficiency of our nations, and make trade and general commecrce between us more compatible.

We invite any other nations who wish to join us in the declaration of conformity to do so. It is a move to increase the efficiency of trade for the entire region. However, you all seem to think that it is a joke.

	03-03-2005 21:01									#473
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The macedonian court would like to see the specifics for the declaration of conformity. If the standards are sensible, Macedonia will adopt them.

	03-03-2005 21:04									#474
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Spam in this thread has been reported.

	03-03-2005 21:07									#475
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quote: Originally posted by foolish_icarus The macedonian court would like to see the specifics for the declaration of conformity. If the standards are sensible, Macedonia will adopt them.

As will Carthage, after the war.

	03-03-2005 22:20									#476
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quote: Originally posted by Lord Nuclear As will Carthage, after the war.

hope springs eternal

	05-03-2005 05:53									#477
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Research will be conducted on the ideal units of measurement to standardize to, but we should also standardize road width, rules for cargo ships so they can use harbors more efficently, and we should make sure we've got standardized currency, although if we're still on a talent system, there may not be a problem there. Are there any other specifics anyone can think of?

	05-03-2005 20:44									#478
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bipolarbear

I would recommend you check your Private Messages... And I would also HIGHLY recommend you stop spamming this thread!

	06-03-2005 15:46									#479
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The declaration is not spam!

Ciders and myself have been working on this since back when the Europe-Mediterranean NES was being created.

And yes, I have checked my messages.

	07-03-2005 09:21									#480
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quote: Originally posted by laurentius Spam in this thread has been reported.

This community is so friendly. Its a wonder more people don't NES here.