01-02-2005 06:16									#61
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Emperor you may need to move to Milk based product soon

	01-02-2005 06:41									#62
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Supper approaches, and I have hardly eaten all day. I think I'll order a Prime Rib Steak, and a wine that compliments it.

	01-02-2005 09:26									#63
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quote: Originally posted by jagjef * Jagjef enters the upstairs bar Wow, nice place. Is it here you have keept all those numibian dancers Paddy?

No Emperor, this is where they are hiding.....with their bananas and all

	01-02-2005 09:34									#64
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Sounds great! One Brandy Alexander, and a White Russian chasser.

	01-02-2005 11:17									#65
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One more Beer for the long march home.

*The Former Emperor is seen dancing out into the cold winter night*

Bananas have no lips *Mmm*
Bananas split!
Bananas unite!
Peel - peel, peel, peel banana
Peel - peel, peel, peel banana
You lean to the left
You lean to the right
You peel your banana
And *UGH* you take a bite!
Go bananas! Go, go bananas!!

	05-02-2005 04:01									#66
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There is talk that the carpenters are busy fitting crosses for certain heads of state. I'll be d4mned if get hund up there without an ale and then a Captn's and Coke!

Make it snappy with a twist of lime.

	05-02-2005 04:14									#67
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wow a tad grumpy this afternoon are you young Sir

well you do know that there are plenty of bars in this city with snapping and my barmaids

hope you enjoy your drinks, and could be that you will be needing more than one round to get a bit of internal peace there

	05-02-2005 05:43									#68
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Sorry about my impatience but I'd like to get a few strong drinks in me before the Senate Gaurd comes for me.

	05-02-2005 05:47									#69
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* Paddy the Scot pours a goblet of Red and a double shot of Glen livet

ok well enjoy this lot

so the Guard are after you are they

so what is it that you have done for them to be chasing down a Senator of Rome, especially one whom has only just finished his tour of duty as Emperor of the Imperium

	05-02-2005 06:09									#70
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I don't know. Maybe nothing. I might just be a paranoid drunk. Which is better than just paranoid.

Maybe it's not the gaurd that will get me. Do I dare trust these drinks?

Aw! That's crazy talk! Down they go.

	05-02-2005 06:16									#71
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* Paddy the Scot pours some more and passes over a tray of lamb rolls

	05-02-2005 06:28									#72
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OOh Lamb rolls!

Why are you being so nice? Last meal?


MMM any gravy?

	05-02-2005 06:35									#73
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you obviously do not come to the Weeds very often

our hospitality is renown throughout the lands

	05-02-2005 06:48									#74
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Don't make me count the times *hic* that I've been here *hic* Whoo that Glen Livet got to the belly *hic* before the lamb did. Don't you know me? *HIC*

* Slides off stool*

I used to ruin *hic* um run... run this empire. *hic*

More rolls please.

Ba-Ba-Banana.

Oh Banana

Hey I don't think I drank that red yet.

*Leaning on the bar*

You're a good friend. No really. You are.

	05-02-2005 06:53									#75
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* Paddy the Scot passes more rolls and some more drinks

	05-02-2005 06:58									#76
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MMM Lamb rolls and gravy. I think *hic* I should switch to something less *hic* alkyholic. Do you have any water?

	05-02-2005 17:08									#77
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* Paddy the Scot pours a glass of water

	05-02-2005 17:30									#78
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Water is served in this bar???
I wouldn´t trust that one... It might be clear, but that doesn´t mean it has no alcohol... So, barkeeper, did you engage in trading with the Scyths recently...?

	05-02-2005 17:34									#79
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ahh no

we actually use a purchasing agent

you may have met old man Skanky at some stage on one of his deliveries

	05-02-2005 18:59									#80
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*skrobism tastes the glass of water*

*spits*

Hey! This water is missing the scotch!

What is this?

	05-02-2005 19:33									#81
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* Jagjef sneaks up to the bar, lifts the hood a little.

Psst Paddy
I have my old ship "The Princess of Apolytonia" waiting in the harbour if you need to take a vacation from this work here

There is a small island with room for only a small party, so take only the 4 best of your nubian dancers.

meet me at the docs at 0400 in the morning, we sail with the tide.

* jagjef slips out of the bar.

	05-02-2005 19:36									#82
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ahhh sounds most excellent

well then looks like last drinks here at the weeds for a month or three

* Paddy the Scot starts locking the pub up

	05-02-2005 22:32									#83
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Noooooooo!!!!!!!

* Micha , under tears, hastily grabs two wine casks and leaves the bar sobbing as it´s closed...

	06-02-2005 00:20									#84
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Hey Paddy,
I was wondering. You know since you're leaving and all, and I will have more time on my hands since you know I'm not Emperor anymore. How much for this place?

	06-02-2005 17:32									#85
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You just go down the street and buy ya own place

ahh you did that already

no I am only going on a holiday

	06-02-2005 18:23									#86
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well thanks one and all

now that I am now longer the PP I can get out of Rome for a while so the weeds is shut till we return from

never fear, this is Rome

plenty of good taverns around - go lookup Skrobies new joint
he'll have ya swinging from the rafters

young Michelle and her troupe of Celtic barmaids and I are off to sail the Med with Jagjef, and some dancing gals we know

so see ya soon

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	07-02-2005 19:45									#87
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In honour of the great Roman General "Conmcb25" the Weeds doors have been removed

Let the Glenlivet flow

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	07-02-2005 19:50									#88
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bloody shortest holiday I ever heard of...

well time them dancing girls danced

* Paddy the Scot grabs two large full jugs, hands one to Jagjef as they head over to some chairs alongside the stage

	07-02-2005 20:23									#89
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* Jagjef takes the jug, and mutters
I havent got the sails up yet.
But it was a good time showing of the ship for those nubian girls :-)
Oh well, another time.

	07-02-2005 21:30									#90
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quote: Originally posted by jagjef * Jagjef takes the jug, and mutters I havent got the sails up yet. But it was a good time showing of the ship for those nubian girls :-) Oh well, another time.

another time soon ya old salt