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Paddy the Scot

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Hordeland
Mar 2001 time: 14:28
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Crown Royal... indeed Emperor Masuro
* Paddy the Scot pours a doulble slug
I will get William, our cook, onto your cakes right away
* Paddy the Scot heads through the back door to the kitchens, then comes back smiling
he said they will be out in a while,
now have you heard the one about Bubba's New Chariot?
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new chariot. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba," said Jimmy Joe, "where'd you get that chariot?"
"Bobbi Sue gave it to me," Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" said his incredulous friend.
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobbi Sue pulled off the road, gave the horses a swish with the whip, and headed into the woods. She parked the chariot, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So, I took the chariot!"
"Bubba, you are one smart man!" said Jimmy Joe. "Them clothes woulda never fit you."
would you like the rice wine now then? or with ya cakes?
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