05-02-2005 00:58									#1
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http://www.mentalernie.org/Mental_test/mentaltest.php Beware of foul language!

I got: 5. Sick puppy

You are one sick puppy! I don't even wonna know how you entered this world, although I can guess you're a product of incest. Twisted and perverted minds is something that seems to be common in your family.
You are one of those people who think they got it all under control, but the truth is that even the slightest can make you snap. And when you do, there's no stopping in it. I got one piece of advice for you: don't listen to the voices in your head. Or another tip when things get crowded in your head: escape in dreams filled with beautiful naked women. Be horny, not mental!

	05-02-2005 01:06									#2
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ha! take that- you people who laughed at me scoring so high on the loser test

quote: 2. Normal ? You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

I love the questions (although I found the number of incest questions disturbing)

If you were god for a day- what would you do

I chose **** an angel.

	05-02-2005 01:28									#3
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Congratiulations! You just achieved the title of total wuss. You don't have any weird fantasies or anything. Everything is completely normal with you, so normal that it's getting boring. Anyway, I should say something nice about you now, since you scored the lowest and therefore one of the most normal people (?) who took this test. Euh... you probably take good care of your grandmother... nice enough. Now, go out and go get drunk! Be more fun!

	05-02-2005 01:33									#4
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quote: I chose **** an angel.

Me too, I did get a 3 though.
Stupid test.

	05-02-2005 01:41									#5
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I got a 3. Same problem with trying to cover the whole spectrum of human weirdness with only 3-choice answers. Quiz writers are lazy bastards.

	05-02-2005 01:48									#6
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4

	05-02-2005 01:50									#7
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quote: 2. Normal ? You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

Question 18 so should have been mulitple choice ...

	05-02-2005 01:51									#8
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2. Normal ?

You're below the average freak, and just above the total wuss. That's about the best you can score with this test. Very good my friend (do keep in mind that this test is not to be taken seriously). Since I can't make fun of you now because you're totally sane, I'll just take it out on your mommy. Here it comes: your mommah is so fat that when she wears yellow, they think she's a schoolbus! Or how about this one: your mommy is so ugly that when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning. Not to mention her stupidness: when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak. Ok, enough rampaging your mother. The bottom line is: You are among the most normal people ever to take this test. Congratulations!

	05-02-2005 02:43									#9
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The test hated me. Typical freak.

Probably cause i said i liked french people and decided 'f*** a chicken day' would be best of the three choices( i mean i like/respect old people and my mum is sacred - what was i to do?)

	05-02-2005 02:50									#10
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Average freak.
I feel underestimated.

	05-02-2005 02:58									#11
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Took the Evil test :

Evil maniac

Wow, you are one evil bastard. Taking pleasure in other people's pain is only one of the things that get you off, and I'm not gonna even try to comprehendwhat else goes on in that black little mind of yours.

I may have lied a little

	05-02-2005 02:58									#12
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Another average freak here.

But that test was definitely male-orientated.

	05-02-2005 03:42									#13
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Women don't like to **** chickens?

	05-02-2005 03:47									#14
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This one doesn't, no. I can't speak for the rest of the species.....but I suspect not.

	05-02-2005 07:00									#15
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I'm sorry but chicken ****ing was the basis of my education in philosophy, if my mental health has to suffer accordingly, then it's certainly easier than making a pass at the exam invigilator.

	05-02-2005 08:16									#16
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quote: 4. Hangin' on the edge You are getting close my friend. You're still on the safe side now, but you don't need much to put you over the edge, to drive you into complete insanity. There probably are some sick tics and habits you already got. Like watching porn every day or something. Or having the dog lick food of your body when you spilled, and liking it. But you got a normal life. Very ambitious at work or at whatever it is you do, and stress will be the main reason you may snap one day. But for now you're still some time away from insanity, so enjoy it while it lasts!

	05-02-2005 11:20									#17
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quote: 6. Hannibal Man oh man, you are a total freak. I mean, my God! In terms of beer drinking, you are a serious bender. There is no pill or operation to cure your head. You must find it difficult to tell the difference between real and imagined experiences and to think logically. That's why you will end up in the mental hospital if you aren't already in one. It won't be that bad, being doped all day. Tell the other sick ****s I said hi. As for you IQ, there are 2 options: 1. You might be very intelligent, but you are sure ain't using your brainpower for positive things. 2. The other options is that you have the IQ of a rooftile and are even to stupid to know the basics of life, like: clean your ass after taking a dump!

i hope it's number 1

	05-02-2005 12:06									#18
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quote: 3. Average freak You are the average freak. There's really not much to tell about someone like you. You don't have any extreme pervert toughts or cravings. Or at least not more than the average, because everyone must have some (**** a chicken-day,huh?). You're just average... think about it. Not so special, isn't it? Wish you were special don't you? I'll tell you how to feel special: go into the nearest gay-bar and shout: "I'm a three input *****!" I'm sure you'll feel appreciated then. Ok, after that bad joke there's only one piece of advice I can still give you: Carry on! Oh yeah, and never go to France.

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quote: 1. Slacker Congratiulations! You just achieved the title of total wuss. You don't have any weird fantasies or anything. Everything is completely normal with you, so normal that it's getting boring. Anyway, I should say something nice about you now, since you scored the lowest and therefore one of the most normal people (?) who took this test. Euh... you probably take good care of your grandmother... nice enough. Now, go out and go get drunk! Be more fun!

Also...

quote: 30) Which new years resolution would be appropriate for you? I will not eat McDonalds 5 times a week anymore I will not jerk off in the sink anymore I won't look at my mommy's *** anymore

rotflmao

	05-02-2005 13:00									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Women don't like to **** chickens?

I don't think it's possible.

	05-02-2005 19:18									#21
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only average

	05-02-2005 20:11									#22
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Normal

	05-02-2005 20:20									#23
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4. Hangin' on the edge

	05-02-2005 20:47									#24
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normal minded lightly evil average dumbass

	05-02-2005 21:31									#25
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quote: I don't think it's possible.

Ohhh dear... we're running low on corn

Ok so I'm sick

	05-02-2005 22:58									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I don't think it's possible.

Well, first, let me say, I scored normal, ****ed an angel and kicked granny.

Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off.

	05-02-2005 22:59									#27
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quote: 1. Slacker

	05-02-2005 23:01									#28
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Oh, I should maybe add that the chicken didn't survive.

	06-02-2005 21:24									#29
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Well, chickens are just for one time usage...

	06-02-2005 21:47									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Wernazuma III Now to this part. Actually, it is possible. A friend of mine was UN soldier on the Golan heights and once he was invited over to the Greek contingent. His commanding officer warned him that he'd need a good stomach, he went there anyway. They watched porn, but, you know, not really that porn we all know and love. Let's make the story short. He vows that in that movie, a guy was doing a chicken and the soldiers had good laughs, or so my friend said. Needles to say that he got completely pissed that night. The officer gave him a day off.

Technically, the question was whether women can **** chickens.