06-02-2005 02:26									#1
	A classy way to die. Inflate your Upload Space

A woman in Texas was arrested for accidently killing her husband after giving him an alcoholic enema. It appears the guy was a hardcore alcoholic but a throat ailment prevented him from drinking the two bottles of sherry so he, I'm not making this up, had his wife pour the two bottles in his ass. That means 3L of alcohol was in his lower GI tract and the man had a blood alcohol level of 0.47 before he died of alcohol poisoning.

Now that's classy.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...m/odd_sherry_dc

	06-02-2005 02:27									#2
	Tired of ads?

Oops.

	06-02-2005 02:32									#3
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

Alcohol makes you cool.

	06-02-2005 02:37									#4
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

Especially when you pour it in your ass. Now that is real addiction.

	06-02-2005 02:43									#5
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unbelievable

	06-02-2005 02:51									#6
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

Holy S***. Thats an awful way to die. However I think she murdered him to get whatever money the old guy had. Seems like a murder plot then a loving wife treating her alcholic husband. However there is the question on how she got the stuff in is a**.

	06-02-2005 03:04									#7
	Support Apolyton

quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Alcohol makes you cool.

Damn yeah! I'm gonna run home and pour some in my ass!

	06-02-2005 03:14									#8
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I don't think she should be charged for murder. The guy was asking for it.

	06-02-2005 03:18									#9
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I believe that is a prerequisite to having 3L of alchohol poured into your a** - "...asking for it."

	06-02-2005 03:26									#10
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Alcohol makes you cool.

Alcohol makes you stiff

	06-02-2005 03:39									#11
	Increase the size of your Attachments

yet another reason marijuana should be legal

	06-02-2005 03:40									#12
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

What a f**kwit!

	06-02-2005 03:42									#13
	Got spare money?

quote: Originally posted by Sava yet another reason marijuana should be legal

I don't think sticking a joint in your butt will be pleasant, either.

	06-02-2005 03:44									#14
	Got spare money?

And whatever you do, don't fart whilst arsesmoking a lit spliff

	06-02-2005 03:53									#15
	Remove this text

In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk...

It describes a way to get the most out of a minor amount of alcohol. Teens, who have a hard time getting the amount of booze they need to satisfy themselves, sometimes use tampoons to make the best out of it.

You press a tampoon halfway up your backside, then pour vodka over it, and finally press it all the way in. The alcohol gets right into your blood stream, and you only need a small amount to get drunk, compared to oral consumption.

I've never tried it, but they say you need less than 10 cl of vodka to get drunk for a whole night this way. So if you use more, you might die, like the guy in Texas did.

	06-02-2005 03:54									#16
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

It would be a hell of a fart. Imagine if this guy farted before he died and 3 liters of sherry fell back out. It might have saved his life.

	06-02-2005 03:54									#17
	Increase Your PM Length

quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie Alcohol makes you stiff

Yep, a little bit alcohol makes stiff a small part of you, too much poured in your ass make you stiff as a whole.

	06-02-2005 03:54									#18
	Tired of ads?

I wouldn't have fancied cleaning all his upholstery though

	06-02-2005 04:35									#19
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk...

I may have a strange POV but this just seem like like something I would have done in my youth. Somehow a vision of some kid passing out with a tampon sticking out of my ass just doesnt seem cool enough.

	06-02-2005 04:41									#20
	Full PM-box? Change here!

Where do people get this s*** from good god. Its hard enough to use the tampon let alone sticking it in the wrong hole.

	06-02-2005 04:53									#21
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Darwin Award.

	06-02-2005 05:16									#22
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I just cant fathom sticking someting up my A** to get drunk. F*** Just give me a beer. To Drink, with my mouth, just to make things all to clear.

	06-02-2005 05:24									#23
	Tired of ads?

quote: Darwin Award.

	06-02-2005 05:27									#24
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

From the article:

quote: Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.

This would seem to support the view that the wifey wasn't merely criminally stupid.

	06-02-2005 05:36									#25
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski I just cant fathom sticking someting up my A** to get drunk. F*** Just give me a beer. To Drink, with my mouth, just to make things all to clear.

We cant help you with that. You have to ask your husband

	06-02-2005 05:38									#26
	Inflate your Upload Space

quote: Originally posted by SpencerH I may have a strange POV but this just seem like like something I would have done in my youth. Somehow a vision of some kid passing out with a tampon sticking out of my ass just doesnt seem cool enough.

I also think it's extremely embarrasing and nerdy. I've never tried it myself and there's a reason for that.

	06-02-2005 05:49									#27
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

My sense of pride would never allow me to take alcohol that way.

	06-02-2005 06:17									#28
	Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie In Sweden, there is an established expression to describe this: Tampong-fylla: tampoon-drunk... It describes a way to get the most out of a minor amount of alcohol. Teens, who have a hard time getting the amount of booze they need to satisfy themselves, sometimes use tampoons to make the best out of it. You press a tampoon halfway up your backside, then pour vodka over it, and finally press it all the way in. The alcohol gets right into your blood stream, and you only need a small amount to get drunk, compared to oral consumption. I've never tried it, but they say you need less than 10 cl of vodka to get drunk for a whole night this way. So if you use more, you might die, like the guy in Texas did.

, kind of takes the coolness out of drinking. And lets face it. The only reason to drink is to be cool. That's the only reason I drank.

	06-02-2005 08:37									#29
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Plus you don't get to taste the drink.

	06-02-2005 09:10									#30
	Put an end to popups!

I've known people to put acid tablets and estascy pills up their hole down there.