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molly bloom
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001 time: 15:25
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Give your beloved a dead kitten wrapped in tissue of cloth of gold in a Tiffany's box.
Last edited by molly bloom on 09-02-2005 at 16:34
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Guynemer
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Here follows Guynemer's Full Disclose Valentine's Day. Do not proceed if you have tender sensibilities.
I'll spend the first 9 hours or so in the hospital, having been there since 7AM the day before. If I'm extremely lucky, I won't kill anyone.
At 9AM, I'll have to drive across town to my weekly outpatient clinic.
At around noon, I'll head home, and may or may not stop for something to eat for lunch.
Once I get home, I'll crawl into bed, and sleep until sometime between 4 and 7PM, depending on how much sleep I got in the hospital the night before--if it's anything like my last oncall day, that will amount to about 30 minutes of sleep.
I will then wake up, look at the clock, and proceed to freak the **** out, thinking that it is (for instance) 6:40AM instead of PM.
I will then come to my senses, and wonder who the **** thought medicine was a good career choice.
I will then remember that it was me who thought it was a good career choice. I will then sob violently.
I will then forage for something to eat for "dinner". I will likely slice an apple and some cheese.
Around 9PM, it will occur to me that it is Valentine's Day, and I'll curse my varied and assorted exes to their appropriate circles of Hell. This will be the high point of my day.
At 10PM, I'll go back to bed.
At midnight, I'll still be wide awake, not being able to sleep due to the long nap I had earlier in the day, despite not sleeping at all the previous night.
At some point, I may **** off while thinking about the Maxim model I boned a few months ago. This will also likely depend on the total amount of sleep I receive.
And thus concludes my Valentine's Day. How festive.
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Guynemer
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I have my moments.
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