09-02-2005 01:46									#1
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quote: Top 10 ways to pass time when you're a loner on Valentine's Day 1. Use your emotional instability to stay awake crying every night the week before, and then sleep through Valentine's Day. 2. Brush your teeth. A lot. 3. Reorganize your ``Dragon Ball Z'' action figures. 4. Make friends with lonely telemarketers and don't let them hang up. 5. Spend the holiday in the hospital after eating the berries off the prickly tree in your front yard. 6. Bathe in cologne and wait for a swarm of angry insects to be attracted to you. 7. Eat 30 bowls of Cocoa Puffs and proceed to clean every corner of your house really, really fast. 8. Pretend it's Halloween, dress up like Michael Jackson and ponder why people aren't talking to you. 9. Re-watch your ``Buffy the Vampire Slayer'' DVDs and go out hunting for vampires on Lookout Point. 10. Camouflage yourself as a wall and wait.

Some kid wrote this for the Mercury, I thought it was funny. He definitly knows the tell-tale signs of being a loser loner... Winners don't have Dragonball Z action figures, they have YuGiOh!!

	09-02-2005 01:50									#2
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one time I did have a girlfriend on Valentines Day, I completely forgot all about it.

It's only when I'm single I remember it.

strange.

	09-02-2005 01:51									#3
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For various reasons, only 2 7 and 10 are practical, and 2 and 7 sound kinda boring.

	09-02-2005 01:52									#4
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11. apolyton... ?

	09-02-2005 01:53									#5
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I just broke up with my girlfriend ...I'll probably be doing number 7

	09-02-2005 01:54									#6
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in either case. you guys know where I'll be. Yep, right here. either that or playing kotor 2.

	09-02-2005 01:59									#7
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quote: 11. apolyton... ?

you don't need to be a loner to do that...

	09-02-2005 02:01									#8
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ah, i just read the title, "things to do on valentines day".

	09-02-2005 02:29									#9
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Number 6 sounds quite good fun - if I can find a few litres of Chanel No.5 before Tuesday, thats certainly what I will be doing

	09-02-2005 02:31									#10
	re: Things to do on Valentine's day? Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

kill yourself... or myself anyways...

	09-02-2005 02:42									#11
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You don't break up with your partner before Valentines day. Do it after - that way you still get a present out of them!

	09-02-2005 02:46									#12
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The present I got was pictures of her making out with other guys at a party this weekend ...

That's enough of a gift for me...

	09-02-2005 02:50									#13
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that sucks

	09-02-2005 03:38									#14
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Maybe you guys can give me an idea im getting back a good check in income tax before the the big day. I wanted to get tubes a new game any ideas, you guys would know of the good ones hed like.

	09-02-2005 03:45									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski Maybe you guys can give me an idea im getting back a good check in income tax before the the big day. I wanted to get tubes a new game any ideas, you guys would know of the good ones hed like.

Won't it spoil the suprise to post that question on here ??

	09-02-2005 03:47									#16
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nope cause i know him this is to mushy he wont even come here to this thread. And he doesnt use my laptop to see where I have been. The rat usually drops hints of the new games he wants like he did with civ 3 and diablo series and the last morrowind but he hasnt said anything lately

	09-02-2005 03:57									#17
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Pirates!

arrrrrrg

	09-02-2005 04:00									#18
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Sleep with the wife.

Duh.

	09-02-2005 04:00									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Immortal Wombat For various reasons, only 2 7 and 10 are practical, and 2 and 7 sound kinda boring.

But camouflaging yourself as a wall seems both practical and exciting to you?

	09-02-2005 04:01									#20
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quote: Sleep with the wife.

Is that for use on a desktop, playstation, or X-box?

	09-02-2005 04:01									#21
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Its a national English pastime.

Edit - if it hadn't taken me more than six seconds to remember how to spell "pastime" there would have been no X-post.

	09-02-2005 04:01									#22
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Sleep with the wife. Duh.

Careful, that's how people end up posting pictures in the baby cutefest thread.

	09-02-2005 04:12									#23
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quote: Sleep with the wife. Duh.

Wait, do you not share the same bedroom and bed usually? JohnT, I thought you were a family man, not some worthless cur who is sent by the Missus to sleep on the couch, alone!

	09-02-2005 05:32									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin But camouflaging yourself as a wall seems both practical and exciting to you?

More than the others, certainly. Some old clothes and some paint, and probably a camera to catch all the exciting moments of the day. It would be a good opportunity to spend a few hours watching the world go by in all its glorious variety.

	09-02-2005 05:38									#25
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You need a hobby, IW. No, not as a wall.

	09-02-2005 05:41									#26
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I got the wife two cards. One from me, and one from the kitty-babies.

	09-02-2005 06:18									#27
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Ok guys yall are slacking on me. so far i got one game. Dont you guys play these games. Tubes and I dont do flowers and s*** like that those are a waste. I give him something he wants and he does the same for me.

	09-02-2005 06:52									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You need a hobby, IW. No, not as a wall.

I'm quite tempted to actually disguise myself as a wall to prove how interesting it could be.

	09-02-2005 06:52									#29
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i'm sorry, i just can't get the phrase "tying your tubes" of of my head when you call tubes tubes.

	09-02-2005 06:56									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski I give him something he wants and he does the same for me.

That's what I said!