11-02-2005 06:41									#1
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quote: LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

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	11-02-2005 06:47									#2
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This cant be real how did the guy not bleed to death. On a different note this sure gives a new title to a blow job Hey let me borrow this for a bit Ill give it back I promise, I just wanna swish it around in my mouth for a bit

	11-02-2005 06:51									#3
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How is it possible she is only spending 2.5 years in jail?

If there is any case that screams Death Penalty, it's this.

	11-02-2005 06:54									#4
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	11-02-2005 07:24									#5
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OW

	11-02-2005 07:34									#6
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Obviously she has some mental problems.

	11-02-2005 08:38									#7
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Yeah, and now he's got some physical ones...

	11-02-2005 08:43									#8
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They make prosthetic testicles for cancer victims, so he'll be fine.

quote: She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

The lyric, "Whoo-oo here she's comes, she's a man-eater..." suddenly takes on a darker tone...

	11-02-2005 08:53									#9
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Hey, at least she came.

	11-02-2005 09:01									#10
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OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!

	11-02-2005 09:12									#11
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I'm horrified!

	11-02-2005 13:03									#12
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why would a guy refuse sex?

	11-02-2005 13:19									#13
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quote: If there is any case that screams Death Penalty, it's this.

	11-02-2005 13:32									#14
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This is the ultimate crimes. Ultimate crime = Capital Punishment. Burn in HELL DIE DIE!

	11-02-2005 13:53									#15
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Um? Was he nude or something? Ripping off a testicle requires fairly intimate access ...

	11-02-2005 14:05									#16
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there is an obvious moral lesson here:

do not turn down sex from a drunk girl, or else she will forcibly remove your testicles

	11-02-2005 14:09									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski This cant be real how did the guy not bleed to death. On a different note this sure gives a new title to a blow job Hey let me borrow this for a bit Ill give it back I promise, I just wanna swish it around in my mouth for a bit

guys cut off their testicles all the time.

In fact, only recently in the news, was an article about a guy who tried to castrate himself from instruction on the internet. Though he did need medical attention because of excessive bleeding, but he didn't die. It takes a while to bleed to death.

	11-02-2005 15:35									#18
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OMFG!! What´s wrong with some people?

	11-02-2005 15:42									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Kidicious Obviously she has some mental problems.

She sounds like a typical 'wild scally' to me they are quite scarey when you meet a crowd of them

you'd better hit it, hard - or face the consequences!

	11-02-2005 15:52									#20
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Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift.

He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the Scousers he has to leave.
"R hey lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies 'Scouse Eggs'.

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the b@stards have managed to nick a motorbike already".

Scouse women- they sure have balls.

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	11-02-2005 16:01									#21
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cruel but funny

	11-02-2005 16:15									#22
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I think body armor has to be re-designed now.

	11-02-2005 16:21									#23
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro I think body armor has to be re-designed now.

I believe the necessary garment may be purchased at CloneZone, Prowler, Anne Summers and Expectations to name but a few in London, and selected outlets on the Jordaan, Kerkstraat and the Reeperbahn.



At least, that's what other people have told me....

	11-02-2005 18:09									#24
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quote: Originally posted by sprucemoose3311 there is an obvious moral lesson here: do not turn down sex from a drunk girl, or else she will forcibly remove your testicles

Really? Thought it was:

Don't say "no" to a drunk girl, bash her brains out preemptively.

	11-02-2005 19:50									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!

	11-02-2005 22:24									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker OUCHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm crumpled over in pain just reading this!!!!!!!

Me too!

What's wrong with the guy though? He couldn't fight her back?

	11-02-2005 22:29									#27
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Have you ever met a British man?

	11-02-2005 22:49									#28
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Have you ever met a Scouse woman?

	12-02-2005 03:07									#29
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I dont care what anybody says that had to hurt. It would be like having a psycho ex bf ripping off one of my boobs.

	12-02-2005 04:52									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Um? Was he nude or something? Ripping off a testicle requires fairly intimate access ...

That's exactly what I was to ask.

And to Lonestar for THE Kirk!